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black bart wrote:Seaman Bates to blame for Ink stains on Parchment in Benbow Privvy
DaveL Lays Down Dugong Net in Portsmouth Bay. Says; "Oi hexpickt ta catch me a Red Hot Babe!"
Tigger_the_Wing wrote:DTH found Bart clinging to hull of boat. Said "Oi never seen barnacles dis big!"
PantyGnawer wrote:Big Brenda falls down trapdoor! Portsmouth paramedics scratch their heads as they wonder if the soft gooey paste on underneath her is the tomato sauce or Cabin Boy Adam, recently found missing
black bart wrote:Fish Head Stew shortage blamed on Sewage Workers' Strike
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Unknown Thief Steals Frickin' Laser From Captain PoN's Frickin' Head Shark.
Roy Hunter wrote:Nobody Declares War On Portsmouth!
Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Experts Stunned by Lack of Randy mermaids in Portsmouth Bay!
black bart wrote:Elvis Pegsley found alive in a big glass jar! PoN has been detained for questioning!
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