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Re: ProvHerbs

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Mon Mar 02, 2009 7:42 pm

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Re: ProvHerbs

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:27 pm

"Tis better to have pasta without sauce, than not to have pasta at all.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: ProvHerbs

Postby Scurvy_Crow on Fri Mar 06, 2009 7:58 pm

Spaghetti unattended will become rotten, whilst spaghetti ingested will be reverse ass-gotten.
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Re: ProvHerbs

Postby Platypus Enthusiast on Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:57 am

The Flying Spaghetti Monster thinks that awesome things are sweet, but dumb things are messed up.
Check out an official Pastafarian holy book, the Loose Canon: http://loose-canon.fsm-consortium.com/the-loose-canon/

"With Him, All Things are Pasta-Bowl."
-ProvHerbs 3:35
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Re: ProvHerbs

Postby Ubi Dubius on Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:46 pm

Render unto Caesar the romaine lettuce, but render unto the FSM the pasta.
Davros, Attorney and Pieces of Law
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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Re: ProvHerbs

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:05 pm

A rolling stone doesn't gather anything, because, well, it's just a stone.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: ProvHerbs

Postby Ubi Dubius on Sat May 16, 2009 2:50 pm

As ye Spaniard sows, so shall the Pirate reap.
Davros, Attorney and Pieces of Law
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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Re: ProvHerbs

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:50 am

Ubi Dubius wrote:As ye Spaniard sows, so shall the Pirate reap.


I like that one. yarrgh!
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Re: ProvHerbs

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:55 am

A lolly inner han is wurf two inner bilje.
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: ProvHerbs

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:46 am

Ye cannae teach an elderly pyrate nuffin', least ove awl tricks.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: ProvHerbs

Postby black bart on Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:18 am

An apple a day keeps the Scurvy away.
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Re: ProvHerbs

Postby Platypus Enthusiast on Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:26 am

This is a checkpoint for the compilation purposes of the Second Council of Olive Garden. Please ignore and go about your business.
Check out an official Pastafarian holy book, the Loose Canon: http://loose-canon.fsm-consortium.com/the-loose-canon/

"With Him, All Things are Pasta-Bowl."
-ProvHerbs 3:35
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