The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

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The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Oct 21, 2009 3:41 am

Thanks to a surfeit of caffeine and not the most mentally demanding work schedule in the world, I have managed to accrue 5000 posts.
Capellini wrote:Here is how this will work. Anyone who has the title of Prophet will start a thread here requesting a title, and listing the attributes they feel, beyond just being a Prophet, make them deserving of such an honor. THEN, the rest of the community will offer suggestions, a mod or admin will start a poll to vote, and then the mod staff will make a final decision between the top two winners.
What attributes do I have that make me deserving of such an honour? None really.

But I am a comedy Scotsman who drinks too much, wears a kilt, likes haggis and eats fried food. I'm also an enthusiastic spouter of psychobabble, and dangerous socialist propaganda like "Wouldn't it be nice if you could get your heart attack treated before you get a credit check?". And I'm a musician, and... oh, what do you call those freeloading, talentless idiots who hang out with musicians? Oh yeah! A Drummer!

So rather than asking you to applaud my inestimable skill in remembering the URL of this forum for long enough to rack up 5k, I shall invite you to consider my personal attributes, and then insult me in as personal a manner as you see fit. Extra points for inventiveness. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me.
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby Ubi Dubius on Wed Oct 21, 2009 5:35 am

Let's see, I suppose somebody should respond to our Scotsman. Drums, Scotland, haggis, drinking too much.

Little Drummer boy.
Drunken Drummer boy.
Drunken Drummer Scot, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum. There we go!
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:26 am

Hmmmmmm.
Must take time to think about this.
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:28 pm

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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby Ubi Dubium on Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:29 pm

All your bass will be exterminated

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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:50 pm

Lord of the Strings
The Kilted Wonder
Dances with Sheep
Saucey Scottsman
Sir Sean Connery, he ain't
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby Ubi Dubius on Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:26 pm

The Extra Scotsman Behind That Tree.
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:29 pm

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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:14 am

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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:19 pm

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH ..... altho a hole lotta BS has trubbeld me loife .. at leest oi not be a Scotsmin loike Roy .
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby Scott the Pirate on Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:54 pm

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Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby PKMKII on Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:45 am

How do you know when there's a drummer at your door? The knock keeps speeding up.

Scots, the first culture that the English empire drove to alcoholism.
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:06 am

The Irish invented the kilt. Scots added the tartan and pleats.

The Irish invented whisky. The Scots added malted barley, dried over a peat fire.

The Irish invented the bagpipes. The Scots still haven't gotten the joke.
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Re: The 'Insult a Scotsman' Game.

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:47 pm

Whit diz a dalek wear under its drum kit?
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