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Postby Swatopluk on Mon Dec 05, 2005 8:06 am

I like it old-fashioned (although the lady seems still to be alive).
Onward noodly pirates!
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Postby dkg on Sun Jan 08, 2006 10:49 pm

well..to quote a dear friend:

"Shut Up and Eat"

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Postby Swatopluk on Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:29 am

Update
Very Lynn is still alive but does not sing anymore (even while sitting on the White Cliffs of Dover).
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Postby Spaghetti Junction on Sat Jan 28, 2006 1:48 pm

Praise be unto you, O Noodliest of monsters,
For your Holy Meal tastes good with a little cheese.
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Postby Tempest on Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:28 am

Ooh, I thought about a "Rosemary" way at the beginning of this thread! it just begs to be made. I mean, c'mon. They say that children have an instinctual feel for divinity, and how many little 'uns have given their mothers Rosemaries? Those sacred little necklaces made out of pasta?

I'm thinking macaroni would make good beads...
Weather the storm, me hearties! We'll scuttle those scurvy design'lubbers yet!
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Postby Alpaca on Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:58 am

10 hail Rosemaries and you're absolved.
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Postby Sasuman on Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:29 pm

Oh noodly one,
your chetter is sweet and your sauce delicious,
but your sphigetti and meat balls incredible.
Let your will be done.
Exalt those who believe you and take your seriously,
but woe to those who reject your name.
Please be merciful even to who do not believe for they are good people,
though they are ignorant.
Enlighten me and give me strength to confront your people, for there faith must be taken to the next level.
Their paths must be straightent for the 20 noodles of holiness have not yet been cut, for only one has been cut, but the faith is weak.
Help me teach them that the 20 noodles of holiness may be cut so that your Kindgom may come.
You know, great one, that these people still eat unholy chese, for Chris failed his misson, yet in your great mercy you let it go. But when your Kindgom comes I know your chese will be purified. So continue to be merciful to the people. Oh that day will be great when the great strippers of heaven piss on the holy chese and we eat it. Your will for the food of you, the holy one will finally be fulfilled. So let your will be done on earth as it is in heaven.

In your name, Ramen

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Re: PRAYERS UNTO HIM

Postby Platypus Enthusiast on Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:26 am

It's been a while since the last post and the Second Council of Olive Garden would like to bring this thread back to everyone's attention in order to collect more delicious scripture for the Loose Canon. So please keep writing Prayers in order to please our Noodly Master.
Check out an official Pastafarian holy book, the Loose Canon: http://loose-canon.fsm-consortium.com/the-loose-canon/

"With Him, All Things are Pasta-Bowl."
-ProvHerbs 3:35
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Re: PRAYERS UNTO HIM

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:44 am

ummm .... i wanna nu cutlus an' et nay be ove cardbord an i wanna sum boots lik tha big pirits 'ave an i wanna pistol thet dunt fire peesez ove potatows , fank ye .

yer nefyoo
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: PRAYERS UNTO HIM

Postby hisnoodlyappendage9 on Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:00 pm

hamanananamanaman :fsm_float:
you must be the change you want to see in the world.
RAmen
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Re: PRAYERS UNTO HIM

Postby benv on Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:04 am

My Prayer, which i originally posted here: http://www.flashdoom.net/?q=node/24

His Noodlyness' Prayer:
Our Pasta, who art in lasagne,
Farfalle be thy name.
Thy noodles come,
Thy sauce be done,
On Earth as it is with parmesan.
Give us this day our daily pasta,
As we give to those who cook with us.
And lead us into macaroni,
And deliver our ravioli,
For thine is the saucepan,
And the water, and the cooker,
For ever and ever.
RAmen

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A Prayer For Friday.

Postby NoodlyAppendage on Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:22 pm

O Lord of Noodliest Noodles,

Please bless us on this holiest of holy days; Friday.
On this day, which we devote to You,
May our noodles never go soft.
My all of your loyal followers be touched by Your noodly appendage,
And may our grog ever be cool and drinkable in Thy name.
RAmen.
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Re: A Prayer For Friday.

Postby Platypus Enthusiast on Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:44 pm

NoodlyAppendage wrote:O Lord of Noodliest Noodles,

Please bless us on this holiest of holy days; Friday.
On this day, which we devote to You,
May our noodles never go soft.
My all of your loyal followers be touched by Your noodly appendage,
And may our grog ever be cool and drinkable in Thy name.
RAmen.


very sweet dude
Check out an official Pastafarian holy book, the Loose Canon: http://loose-canon.fsm-consortium.com/the-loose-canon/

"With Him, All Things are Pasta-Bowl."
-ProvHerbs 3:35
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Re: PRAYERS UNTO HIM

Postby Platypus Enthusiast on Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:23 am

This is a checkpoint for the compilation purposes of the Second Council of Olive Garden. Please ignore and go about your business.
Check out an official Pastafarian holy book, the Loose Canon: http://loose-canon.fsm-consortium.com/the-loose-canon/

"With Him, All Things are Pasta-Bowl."
-ProvHerbs 3:35
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