Complete the Piratey Headline

[black bart]

Still Missing: D.T.H !! Last seen wrestling while shantying with some unknown crocodile

Mayor Borat declares Portsmouth Streets are safe for ******* and encourages citizens to get on their *********

[DaveL]

Mayor Borat declares Portsmouth Streets are safe for sausage making and encourages citizens to get on their mincers[/quote]

Strange man in other thread not on medications, rambling for no reason. ******* is expected.

[Roy Hunter]

Strange man in other thread not on medications, rambling for no reason. Scott and Roy's differential diagnosis (like they do in House) is expected.

Bart Industries denies Fish 'Ed Stoo causes Mad Fish Disease. Black Bart says "It's a load of *******".

[black bart]

Bart Industries denies Fish 'Ed Stoo causes Mad Fish Disease. Black Bart says "It's a load of Bilge Water wot accidentally got into thee stew and may be causin side effects such as Madness, Blindness, Green Spots, Boils and a feverish desire to support Motherwell".

Portsmouth Strangler re-appears, victims have been found with a ******* round their necks

[pieces o'nine]

Portsmouth Strangler re-appears, victims have been found with a sausage casing round their necks


Mayor Borat Denounces Current Crime Wave! Blames ******* for Making Unregulated Sausage Casings Available to All

[black bart]

Mayor Borat Denounces Current Crime Wave! Blames Big Ron, sausage maker to thee Queen for Making Unregulated Sausage Casings Available to All

Queen Anne in shock Sausage Incident at Hampton Court, Queen says: "I thought I was feeding a chipolata to the court doggy but it appears it was a ********

[DaveL]

Queen Anne in shock Sausage Incident at Hampton Court, Queen says: "I thought I was feeding a chipolata to the court doggy but it appears it was a Big Ron "Rear End Breather" Bratwurst

Big Ron's Rear End Breather Bratwursts make their way to the Royal Courts. A big *********** ********* ********** is expected at the palace this evening.

[Roland Deschain]

Big Ron's Rear End Breather Bratwursts make their way to the Royal Courts. A big Almighty Sausage Fest is expected at the palace this evening.

Conversation at the Royal Courts turns to Astronomy. Big Ron claims ***** ***** ***** found on moon, although it is disputed and thought to be ***** ***** ***** instead.

[pieces o'nine]

Conversation at the Royal Courts turns to Astronomy. Big Ron claims Cheap Sausage Casings found on moon, although it is disputed and thought to be Excessive Asterisk Craters instead.


Angry Pirates Storm Portsmouth Civic Center, Demand General Admission Tickets for the ******* Concert

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

Angry Pirates Storm Portsmouth Civic Center, Demand General Admission Tickets for the NefYoo Concert

Victims From NefYoo Concert Afflicted With **********

[pieces o'nine]

Victims From NefYoo Concert Afflicted With Lollypalooza


Portsmouth Publick Hospital Overrun With *****

[Roland Deschain]

Portsmouth Publick Hospital Overrun With Giant Rabid Parrots.

Giant Rabid Parrots said to have emanated from *****, but an anonymous pirate source claims *****.

[Roy Hunter]

Giant Rabid Parrots said to have emanated from Nef Yoo's diaper, but an anonymous pirate source claims "Ye lye. Ye notty. Ye ban. Fus pose.".

Portsmouth psychic Derek AAAARRRGGGHHHcora claims Captain Cronan "****** ***** *****".

[black bart]

Portsmouth psychic Derek AAAARRRGGGHHHcora claims Captain Cronan "sank his career".

Admiral Benbow runs out of grog, ghost of Captain Cronan blamed for ******* it away.

[Roland Deschain]

Admiral Benbow runs out of grog, ghost of Captain Cronan blamed for freezing it, turning it into giant grogbergs, putting it into Nef Yoo's diaper and floating it away.

Giant grogbergs seen *****. Admiral Benbow and Captain Cronan ***** from ***** to get them back.