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I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby PantyGnawer on Sun Jan 24, 2010 10:39 pm

Have mercy...........please!

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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:05 pm

Spam Bob Square Pants!!!
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby farfalla on Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:14 pm

Pirate Guy --
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby PantyGnawer on Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:26 pm

farfalla wrote:Pirate Guy --


Ha ha!


Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Spam Bob Square Pants!!!



That would be a violation of copyright laws. We can't have that!
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Ubi Dubius on Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:28 pm

Nah. Fair use.
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Ubi Dubium on Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:29 pm

I second Spam Bob Square Pants.
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Ubi Dubius on Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:31 pm

Let's start the vote now.
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby PKMKII on Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:50 pm

Are you ready kids?
argggh Captain.
I can't hear you...
ARGGGGGH CAPTAIN!
Oh! Who lives in a pineapple by the sea?
Spam Bob Square Pants!
Belligerent and caustic and perverted is he!
Spam Bob Square Pants!
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Spam Bob Square Pants!
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Spam Bob Square Pants!
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Spam Bob Square Pants! Spam Bob Square Pants! Spam Bob Square Pants! Spam Bob... Square Pants!! Haha!
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby PantyGnawer on Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:54 pm

Its funny because in high school the seniors got a custom title in the yearbook called the senior superlatives. I was given "SpamBoy" because I always wore a t-shirt that had a can of spam on the front. The modern usage of "spam" wasn't even invented then.

I've come full circle once again I guess.
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Mon Jan 25, 2010 2:46 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Spam Bob Square Pants!!!


No contest. :haha:
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:09 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Spam Bob Square Pants!!!

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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:03 am

How about Spam Bob Spampants?
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby TwistedSister on Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:02 am

Spam Bob Underpants
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby bacon on Mon Jan 25, 2010 10:44 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Spam Bob Square Pants!!!


That's the one!
Get your bake on.

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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby black bart on Mon Jan 25, 2010 11:28 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Spam Bob Square Pants!!!


I already suggested that one.
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