I needs me a title biznitches!

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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby black bart on Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:37 am

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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Tue Feb 02, 2010 3:37 pm

Well we can't use that one now. If it wins, that's way too much tooting your own horn.
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby farfalla on Tue Feb 02, 2010 3:56 pm

(... is that physically possible without breaking a couple of ribs... just asking :whistle: )
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Feb 02, 2010 5:19 pm

It is definitely possible. I've seen it done in films. I spent about three weeks working on it when I was 14. With two more thoracic vertebra I could have pulled it off. I'm lucky they didn't find me dead in my bed of asphyxiation or a broken neck!
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby TwistedSister on Tue Feb 02, 2010 8:27 pm

:shocked:
May have to come up with some new title ideas after that............
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Scott the Pirate on Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:31 am

Smoke Broast Sear Pants!

(i don't know either so don't ask... just inserting grilling terms...)
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Feb 03, 2010 4:41 am

Thanks but give it up Scott. I'm boned here.
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby black bart on Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:51 am

Thank FSM we don't do committee meetings!
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Edd on Wed Feb 03, 2010 11:45 am

Pythonist wrote:Fair Enough.

I was just thinking that it would be unfair to give hima title that he hated.

He always has the option of turning down a custom title; it's been done before.

And I think 'Spam Bob Grill Pants!' incorporates everything nicely.
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Feb 03, 2010 11:51 am

Bart or Pieces will ask for his preference before they open the poll. If PG manages to keep the personal abuse down to a minimum, he might end up with a name he likes. You never know...
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:40 pm

C'mon, I'm not that abusive. And I don't really hate any of the ones posted so far.
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Ubi Dubium on Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:43 pm

PantyGnawer wrote:And I don't really hate any of the ones posted so far.


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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Scott the Pirate on Wed Feb 03, 2010 6:40 pm

"give it up" he says....

*does roger rabbit style eye pop*

*looks over shoulder*

*quietly steals pg's komodo cooker!*
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby Ham Nox on Wed Feb 03, 2010 9:09 pm

THE STEALER OF RUM!
THE STEALER OF RUM!
THE STEALER OF RUM!
THE STEALER OF RUM!
THE STEALER OF RUM!
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THE STEALER OF RUM!
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Re: I needs me a title biznitches!

Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:16 am

While I'm quite flattered, Ham wasn't even around when I did my rum stealing escapades. Either she has delved quite deeply into our archives, or she is another "nom de plume" character. Hmmmmm.
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