Conversation at the Royal Courts turns to Astronomy. Big Ron claims Cheap Sausage Casings found on moon, although it is disputed and thought to be Excessive Asterisk Craters instead.
Angry Pirates Storm Portsmouth Civic Center, Demand General Admission Tickets for the ******* Concert
DIE SPAMMERS DIE
'Tis now the very witching time of night,
When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out
Contagion to this world.
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. ~George Carlin