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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri May 28, 2010 10:55 pm

Sumwun 'as t'poste hit alreddy, an hit moight as well be me.

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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby black bart » Fri Jun 04, 2010 6:41 am

Arrgh, strap me vitals...he's definitely had too much Fish Head Stew! :shocked:

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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:27 pm

Oi be 'opin that hencurridjin 'im ter practice thee aynchent arrrght ov "Weevil Shui" may restore 'im ter thee pitcvher ov health.
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby Edd » Fri Jun 04, 2010 10:41 pm

Arrrgh, pieces, yer weeviling yer krewl s-arrgh-kass-tick side; ye hob-fee-us-lee need t' get yer chakra chekked. Oi seggest a dye-it of fish head stew to klenz yer arrrgh-uh uv weevil spirruts.

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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Jun 06, 2010 3:41 am

Yarrrgh! 'Tis true that oi 'ave a crewel soide (jest axe Cap'n Mitebe Lorst). (On second thought, don't bovver 'im wif sech kweschuns; 'e be 'arrrghd hat werke, ringin' annuvver chapter ov thee Holey Towel of Mosey from 'is fevered brayne.)

Oi feels a diet ov fishhead stoo be a harrrghd coarse t'stummick jest fer sarrrghkasm. Hinsted, oi be sailin fer a rondyvoo wif me old cabbin bouy, Errol Flynn, ter practice sum tantrick nostiksism.
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby Cap'n Mitebe Lorst » Sun Jun 06, 2010 5:04 am

Pleese do bovver me.
Its yer lordships scurvy axshuns on dis board dat gives me brayne the hoydeas oi need ter write it down.

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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Jun 06, 2010 11:56 am

Weevil hallways 'ave Paris...
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Jun 07, 2010 2:24 pm

Sumfing weeveil dis way kums .

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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby black bart » Wed Jun 09, 2010 7:10 am

pieces o'nine wrote:Weevil hallways 'ave Paris...


:lol:

The great Humphrey Bogart...he was in The Maltese Weevil.

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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:22 pm

^ A classic, true, but be had matured as an actor by the time he did To Mag and Maggot.

And who could forget Thee Treasure ov thee Sierrrgha Weevil?
Gold Hook wrote:Weevils? Us bain't got no weevils. Us don't kneade no weevils. Oi dun 'ave ter show ye any stinkin weevils.
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby black bart » Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:03 am

Arrr annuver great Bogart film was 'Key Larvae'.

get back yer mutinous dogs...I'll do dreadful puns if I wants cos I be thee Captain an if ye don't loik it ye can swim fer it!

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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri Jun 11, 2010 1:39 am

Oi beleefs that were also a song:

Crewman Berrrghtie Higgins wrote:Weevil hit awl
Jest loike Bogie an Bacall
Starrrghin' in arrrgh own "Castaway"
Sailin' away t'Key Larvae.

'ere's lookin' at ye Capn Kidd
Missin' awl thee fings us did
We can fynde hit once agen, sum daye
Jest loike they dun hin Key Larvae.
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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby black bart » Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:58 am

Bootiful, :cry:

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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby DaveL » Mon Jun 14, 2010 6:42 am

YArrrrr...

Oi thinks the World Weevil Cup of has just started. Oi hears the name-of-the-game is to see how many biscuits your weevils can infest in 90 minutes.

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Re: Weevil-isms

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Jun 14, 2010 10:30 pm

Yarrrgh! That be a hexsitin contest! We duzzint no who t'bet theyre dubloons on, tho, as thee charrrghts rekwoire a reedin level summat above thee pyrate norm...
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens


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