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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby DavidH on Tue Jul 06, 2010 3:43 pm

I'd take any of them. If the wife would unlock my fetters.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Jul 06, 2010 3:58 pm

Bugger, I missed the chance to suggest innuendo about big jugs. Oh well :bummer:
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby PKMKII on Tue Jul 06, 2010 4:13 pm

I'd go for the "looks like they're enjoying their head" joke.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby black bart on Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:14 am

The beauty of it is, after drinking that much beer they'll fancy anyone...I've been to the Cardiff beer festival and I know. :lech:
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:56 am

Is that where you met the Mrs.? :whistle:
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby black bart on Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:25 am

Ahem...er, no...it was thee Chelmsford beer festival...and she isn't even an Essex girl!
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Uther on Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:48 am

black bart wrote:The beauty of it is, after drinking that much beer they'll fancy anyone...I've been to the Cardiff beer festival and I know. :lech:


Shot taken at Cardiff Beer Festival:

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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby black bart on Fri Jul 30, 2010 6:18 am

^
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I know her.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby PKMKII on Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:17 am

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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Uther on Sat Jul 31, 2010 12:43 am

black bart wrote:^
:lol:

I know her.


Looks like a Very classy lady? Evidence of the empty glasses suggests it took 3 G & T's to get her in the mood?
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat Oct 13, 2012 2:01 pm

Aha! Found it.

I've been meaning to post this for two years , I kept forgetting .

Anyway , I would like to summit ( drumroll).

In descending order ,
3: Dinah Shore
2: Doris Day
1: Pieces of Nine
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:05 pm

:confused:
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:48 pm

We've all seen the picture, Pieces. You're the clear winner. :love:
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby black bart on Tue Oct 16, 2012 6:04 am

I am rooting for Malala Yousafzai, 14, the Pakistani schoolgirl shot in the head by Taliban gunmen.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: The most beautiful man/woman.

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Thu Oct 18, 2012 3:01 am

Excellent Bart !
I second your motion .
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