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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Jun 02, 2010 5:10 am

Ken Worley's father, having that man-to-man chat with him about the birds and the bees. It went well, I thought...

"Dear Chief Secretary, I'm afraid there is no money. Kind regards - and good luck!"
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley on Sat Aug 21, 2010 8:31 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:"Dear Chief Secretary, I'm afraid there is no money. Kind regards - and good luck!"


Closing of Eva Braun's last 'note-to-self', as dictated by Adolf.
He then shot her.

"Picture yourself on a boat on a river..."
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Uther on Sat Aug 21, 2010 10:48 pm

Ken Worley's advice to Mrs Worley when the water bed burst.

See the pretty girl in that mirror there?
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley on Sat Aug 21, 2010 11:03 pm

Uther wrote:
See the pretty girl in that mirror there?



Mrs. Bates.

What's the big deal...It's only a speck."
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Uther on Sat Aug 21, 2010 11:31 pm

Dr interpreting blood test results.

Just when I thought I was out....they pull me back in
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Ham Nox on Sun Aug 22, 2010 3:37 pm

Tiger Woods :lech:

Imma teach my girlfriend self defense now
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Uther on Sun Aug 22, 2010 4:00 pm

Bill Clinton "Tips for Interns"

"Love hurts.."
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley on Wed Mar 02, 2011 3:54 am

A rooster, staring disconsolately at an egg.

"If you must eat pork, have a bellyful."
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Mar 02, 2011 5:05 am

Ayatollah Khameni, a very misunderstood man.

There are plenty more fish in the sea.
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby black bart on Wed Mar 02, 2011 9:29 am

Hugh Fernley Whittingshaw

"If you ever had the thought of owning a small holding then this gives you a good insight into how to start"
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley on Fri Mar 04, 2011 12:13 am

black bart wrote:
"If you ever had the thought of owning a small holding then this gives you a good insight into how to start"


Traditional Welshmen's glory-hole salutation.

"The universe in a grain of sand."
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sat May 14, 2011 2:37 am

Chief engineer at CERN. Followed by the word "Oops!"

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Ham Nox on Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:04 pm

Lady Gaga, after her latest outfit became the primary victim of a mob of sugar-crazed children.

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby SisterSpagnostic on Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:14 am

Casey Anthony to her jury, after the trial.

I want my Two Dollars!
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley on Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:02 am

SisterSpagnostic wrote:I want my Two Dollars!


The incessant spittle-spraying bellow of the stained hobo who'd (against your repeated protests)- haphazardly smeared at your car's windshield with a gallon jar of muddy ditchwater and a grime-encrusted sweatsock. (Which,BTW, he never removed from his foot, displaying surprising flexibility to accompany the surprising upper-body strength he must have needed to cling to the side mirror/doorcrack of your vehicle throughout four increasingly panic-fueled right turns, before the telephone pole you lightly sideswiped managed to finally dislodge him.)

Later in the evening, you went back through the checkout line at Safeway a second time, so as to be able to put a second can of creamed corn into the donation bin tucked in next to the hand-sanitizing wipestation, thus assuaging the last lingering pangs of conscience.
You seem to recall him getting to his feet and hurling a rock toward your car as he grew tiny in your rear-view mirror...You're pretty sure he's fine.


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