Hi justinmchase! Welcome!
As DaveL said, please go to Standards and Practices and post in the new convert thread. Then post about WBC here
in the Minnesota Pastafarians thread. Scott the Pirate is the only active Minnesotan I can think of, but others may have the thread flagged for responses.
Then, as the fifth "I'd really rather you didn't" says:
Bobby, pbuh, wrote:I'd Really Rather You Didn't Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The B*******.