Loose Canon - Hymnal Submissions

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Loose Canon - Hymnal Submissions

Postby Platypus Enthusiast on Sun Mar 29, 2009 4:50 pm

Ahoy dudes. The wise and starchy Second Council of Olive Garden is searching for holy scripture to be added to the Loose Canon. The Council is only accepting stuff the fits the whole FSM thing, so no hate-mongering, supporting things that obviously contradict our teachings, or general douchey stuff.

I need hymns for a hymnal that will be included in the Loose Canon. If you've already written one here in the forum that you want to submit for the hymnal, you can just post the link to it here.
Check out an official Pastafarian holy book, the Loose Canon: http://loose-canon.fsm-consortium.com/the-loose-canon/

"With Him, All Things are Pasta-Bowl."
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Re: Loose Canon - Hymnal Submissions

Postby Platypus Enthusiast on Sun Mar 20, 2011 2:10 am

:whistle:
Check out an official Pastafarian holy book, the Loose Canon: http://loose-canon.fsm-consortium.com/the-loose-canon/

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Re: Loose Canon - Hymnal Submissions

Postby Cardinal Fang on Sun Mar 20, 2011 5:05 pm

How about accompanying them with ukulele notation...

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Re: Loose Canon - Hymnal Submissions

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Mar 20, 2011 5:10 pm

:lol: guess most of us only sing in the shower.
There is a good one already penned by Bob Marley - Redemption Song - which starts...

Old pirates, yes, they rob I
Sold I to the merchant ships
Minutes after they took I
From the bottomless pit

Might see if it can be polished to serve His Noodliness
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: Loose Canon - Hymnal Submissions

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:38 pm

Ravi Oli wrote:There is a good one already penned by Bob Marley - Redemption Song
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Might see if it can be polished to serve His Noodliness

Go for it, if only because it amuses me to think just how incoherently angry that would have made Elijah :haha:
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Re: Loose Canon - Hymnal Submissions

Postby StJason on Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:38 am

Well, there is always Touched By His Noodly Appendage by Pirates R Us...
http://shiitakemushroomsmusic.bandcamp. ... um/red-box

Pirates grow few, over the years
Spaghetti Monster, is shedding tears
His wrath doth descend, every morning
Turns up the global warming

La la la la...
Spaghetti, Spaghetti
We sing our praises to thee!

Pull up the anchor
Raise the sails and we're off!
Guide the ship slow and steady
For heaven
Is a checkerboard tablecloth
In the sky - we can fly
With Spaghetti!

So praise be to thee, Oh Noodly Master
May we reach the beer volcano faster
We'll kneel down, and pray to thee
In your stripper factory

Repent all ye sinners, ye women and men
Dress like a pirate, and say "Ramen!"
He'll reach down from heaven with noodly ease
Anoint you with parmesan cheese
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Re: Loose Canon - Hymnal Submissions

Postby peacefulsongs on Fri Jan 24, 2014 12:21 am

Platypus Enthusiast wrote:Ahoy dudes. The wise and starchy Second Council of Olive Garden is searching for holy scripture to be added to the Loose Canon. The Council is only accepting stuff the fits the whole FSM thing, so no hate-mongering, supporting things that obviously contradict our teachings, or general douchey stuff.

I need hymns for a hymnal that will be included in the Loose Canon. If you've already written one here in the forum that you want to submit for the hymnal, you can just post the link to it here.

I have two of these songs but I don't have the musical background to put it in the proper format for publishing but I can offer the words to these songs and a YouTube link.
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Re: Loose Canon - Hymnal Submissions

Postby peacefulsongs on Thu Feb 27, 2014 9:19 pm

http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=3s2iOHjDU4o

A wonderful song about the Loose Canon.
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