Yer 'onner, iffen et pleezus th' coort, I moov to sumbmit arrrghtikkles Ay thru Zee, Wun thru Wun Hunnert Seffentee-Seffen, Alfa thru Ohmegga, ett-set-erra, ett-set-erra, libeled, *coff*, I mean labeled, 'Proposed Titles For The Honorable Ubi Dubius' starrrgh-ten wif Voll-yume Wun, page Wun, pair-o-graph wun:
Gift of the Magi-strates
File All Appeals With Ubi Dubium
Any Resemblance to PZ Myers is Purely Coincidental
Mention You're a Pastafarian and Get Your Sentence Reduced by 10%!
Presiding over Pastafarians and other assorted miscreants
Presiding Purveyor of Poetic Justice
Dude, Where's My Gavel?
Party of the First Part and Patriarch of the Ubi Clan