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All rise.

Postby Ubi Dubius on Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:46 pm

Just remember. I have the power to put people in jail. I now have 5000 posts. With the rest of my family, about 7500. That should count for something. Perhaps I should be considered a prophet now; I would be willing to take evidence on the matter of declaring a new title.

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Re: All rise.

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:30 am

Yer 'Onaaarrrrgh,

Me briefs is all inne thee washe.
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A new title ?

Postby Ravna on Sat Apr 09, 2011 10:19 am

Difficult . . .
How about "Enlightened Spammer" or "Benevolvent Postwhore" ? :lech:
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Re: All rise.

Postby Edd on Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:09 pm

Yer 'onner, iffen et pleezus th' coort, I moov to sumbmit arrrghtikkles Ay thru Zee, Wun thru Wun Hunnert Seffentee-Seffen, Alfa thru Ohmegga, ett-set-erra, ett-set-erra, libeled, *coff*, I mean labeled, 'Proposed Titles For The Honorable Ubi Dubius' starrrgh-ten wif Voll-yume Wun, page Wun, pair-o-graph wun:

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Re: All rise.

Postby DavidH on Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:14 pm

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Re: All rise.

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Apr 09, 2011 3:12 pm

In breefe: Hacktivist Judge

The MOD rests. :fsm_yarr:
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Re: All rise.

Postby PKMKII on Sat Apr 09, 2011 4:10 pm

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: All rise.

Postby daftbeaker on Sat Apr 09, 2011 6:40 pm

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Re: All rise.

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Sat Apr 09, 2011 8:39 pm

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Re: All rise.

Postby Ubi Dubium on Sat Apr 09, 2011 11:13 pm

Given my personal conflict of interest in this case, I must recuse myself from this discussion. Of course, I will still vote at the appropriate time.
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Re: All rise.

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Apr 10, 2011 2:43 pm

Here come de judge!

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Re: All rise.

Postby TwistedSister on Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:13 pm

I can't think of a good name!!!!!!!!!!
I must ponder this because Ubi deserves a Twisty suggestion for a Prophet name, being he's picked on me enough on the forums. FSM_big punch in the shoulder
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Re: All rise.

Postby Ubi Dubius on Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:18 pm

TwistedSister wrote:I can't think of a good name!!!!!!!!!!
I must ponder this because Ubi deserves a Twisty suggestion for a Prophet name, being he's picked on me enough on the forums. FSM_big punch in the shoulder

I don't pick on you! I think you're projecting. Have a cookie.
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Re: All rise.

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:22 pm

P.S. My post was both a reply to Ubi and a couple of suggestions.
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Re: All rise.

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:32 pm

Ubi Dubius wrote:I don't pick on you! I think you're projecting. Have a cookie.


Are you ... sentencing ... her to have a cookie?
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