The idea of this is kind-of like Jeapoardy, only hopefully encouraging more nottiness and banninantion. I post an answer, to which you post the question. For example I post the answer:
A: My personality.
...so you post the question:
Q: What form of contraception do you use?
...followed by another answer, to which the next poster poses the question.
Got it? OK, here's my first answer:
A: Two plums and a banana.
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If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
by Roy Hunter on Fri May 27, 2011 3:56 am
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
by Uther on Fri May 27, 2011 4:20 am
Q: Three bananas cost as much as two apples. One apple costs the same as a plum and a banana. Rita has enough money to buy four plums, what did Rita go for?
A: He called the sheep Bronwyn
A: He called the sheep Bronwyn
"LIFE! ...loath it, or ignore it..__________You can't possibly LIKE it?"
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
by Tigger_the_Wing on Fri May 27, 2011 4:31 am
Q. Bart had several lovers over his lifetime, each of which he gave a Welsh nickname. Can you remember any of them?
A. 25 miles per gallon.
A. 25 miles per gallon.
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
by Roy Hunter on Fri May 27, 2011 5:20 am
Q: A Glaswegian Buckfast drinker snatches a handbag and runs away. How far will he be able to run before he needs to refuel?
A: He ate the yellow snow.
A: He ate the yellow snow.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
by PKMKII on Fri May 27, 2011 5:55 pm
Q: What did Bear Grylls do when he was thirty feet from a working water fountain?
A: 50 years of first lady nude photographs burned to a CD-R.
A: 50 years of first lady nude photographs burned to a CD-R.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
by DavidH on Sat May 28, 2011 6:33 am
Q. For what did 37 CIA agents fight and die to recover from Dominique Strauss-Kahn?
A. Vast clouds of oily black smoke and a nauseating stench.
A. Vast clouds of oily black smoke and a nauseating stench.
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
by Roy Hunter on Sat May 28, 2011 10:07 am
Q: Describe what happens when daftbeaker attempts to rempove Nef Yoo's nappy with a set of allen keys.
A: Well, he would say that, wouldn't he?
A: Well, he would say that, wouldn't he?
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
by PKMKII on Sat May 28, 2011 10:40 am
Q: What kind of jerk answers a question with a question?
A: 500 pounds of mangoes, sir. Poor bastard never saw them coming.
A: 500 pounds of mangoes, sir. Poor bastard never saw them coming.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
by Rainswept on Sat May 28, 2011 11:33 am
Q: What did you guys stuff down his pants?
A: I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!
A: I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
by DavidH on Sat May 28, 2011 1:22 pm
Q. Tell me, Your Majesty, do you have any thoughts on your impending meeting with President Obama?
A. I'm going to dig a deep, deep hole and bury them.
A. I'm going to dig a deep, deep hole and bury them.
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
by Rainswept on Sat May 28, 2011 2:51 pm
Q: You've just been given control over all members of Fox News, what are your plans?
A: is a sexual neologism for "that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex".
A: is a sexual neologism for "that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex".
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
by DavidH on Sat May 28, 2011 3:51 pm
Q. What is this Marmite anyway?
A. I would insert it into the upper one, of course.
A. I would insert it into the upper one, of course.
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
by Rainswept on Sat May 28, 2011 4:12 pm
Q: Which of these women do you find more attractive?
A: I kicked him in the shins and ran like hell.
A: I kicked him in the shins and ran like hell.
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
by TwistedSister on Sat May 28, 2011 9:51 pm
Q: What does Rainswept do to Midgets on a dare?
A: Only if you promise to spank the large guy in line at MacDonald's.
A: Only if you promise to spank the large guy in line at MacDonald's.
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
by Roy Hunter on Wed Jun 22, 2011 6:54 am
Q: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
A: Insert flap A into slot B.
A: Insert flap A into slot B.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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