FSM items "officially" translated into other langu

[fajro]

Hi, I'm new.

Why not translate all the site? (We could do that in a wiki)
I18n FTW!

In Esperanto:

The Flying Spaghetti Monster - La Fluganta Spageta Monstro (or "Fluganta Spagetmonstro")
Pastafarian - Pastafarismano
His Noodliness - Sia Nudela Moŝto
His Noodly Appendage - "Sia Nudela Alpendaĵo" or "Nudela Membro"
Stripper Factory - Fabriko de Striptistoj
Pirate - Pirato
Beer Volcano - Biera Vulkano
Pirate Ship - Pirata Ŝipo
RAmen - RAmeno
Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster - La Evangelio de la Fluganta Spagetmonstro

[San Kukai]

Fluganta Spagetmonstro, I love it!

[Andrey Kurtenkov]

Pastafarismano

Mia propono estis "Pastafaristo".

[maldaen]

My contributions, in Mandarin:

The Flying Spaghetti Monster - 飞行面条妖物 (literally: Flying Noodle Monster)
Pastafarianism - 飞行面条怪物信仰 (more accurately, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism)
His Noodly Appendage - 神的面条手指 (literally: Noodle-finger of the Divine)
Stripper Factory - 脫衣舞妓工厂
Pirate - 海盗
Beer Volcano - 啤酒火山

Naturally, some of our phrases don't adapt that well, and I do my best with what Mandarin I know, but some of it just doesn't have a clean translation to languages outside of Latin-based ones.

[maldaen]

And more yet, in Japanese (which is a little easier to work with):

The Flying Spaghetti Monster - 空飛ぶスパゲッティ・モンスターさま; 空飛ぶスパゲッティ怪物さま
Pastafarian - パスタファリアン
His Noodly Appendage - 神様の麺類らしい肢体 (lit. God's Noodle-like Limb(s))
Stripper Factory - ストリッパー工場
Pirate - 海賊
Beer Volcano - ビールの火山
Pirate Ship - 海賊船
RAmen - ラーメン
Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster - 福音書の空飛ぶスパゲッティ怪物さま

And for the sake of pronunciation:

Soratobu Supagetti Kaibutsu-sama (FSM)
Kami-sama no Menrui rashii Shitai (His Noodly Appendage)
Sutorippa Koujou (Stripper Factory)
Kaizoku (Pirate)
Biiru no Kazan (Beer Volcano)
Kaizoku Fune (Pirate Ship)

[Yves Forban]

Une petite lacune dans ce topic : Comment saluer un pastafari en pays étranger ?
Le « Noodely Appendage » c'est bien mais « May you be touched by His Noodely Appendage » c'est mieux.
A small gap in this topic: how to greet a pastafari in foreign country?
"Noodely Appendage" it is good but " May you be touched by His Noodely Appendage " it is better. Then :

May you be touched by His Noodely Appendage = Que son Appendice Nouilleux (Nouillesque, Nouillu) te touche

May the Pasta be with you = Que la Pasta soit avec toi
A variant : May the Pasta be in you = Que la Pasta soit en toi

May His Holy Sauce bless you = Que sa Sainte Sauce te Bénisse

Je rajoute quelques surnoms donnés au Monstre : Les québecois ayant fait remarqué que son Nom était tellement saint qu'il ne convenait pas de le prononcer.
I add some nicknames given to the Monster: the Quebec having made noticed that His Name was so holy that it was not advisable to pronounce it :
His Deliciousness = Sa Savoureté
His Co(s)mic Almightyness = Son Omnipententialité Co(s)mique
His Scientific Smoothing Slyness= Sa Chafouinité Scientifique Planante
Etc. to reinvent for every evoked situation.

Our Web site : "Pastafarisme Marseillais" http://pastafarismemars.canalblog.com/
Translated into English : http://pastafarism.canalblog.com/
Traducido en español : http://monstruovolador.canalblog.com/
Auf deutscher Sprache übersetzt : http://pastafarismus.canalblog.com/

Et pour les francophones, les principaux sites francophones répertoriés ici : http://pastafrancophone.canalblog.com/

May the Pasta be in you
Ramen

[Yves Forban]

I can read and understand some French, but responding back in French is out of the question.

To translate, I use "Reverso" http://www.reverso.net/text_translation.aspx?%20Lang=FR This software is scientifically calibrated, the Monster thus touches every translation of its Noodely Appendage by modifying the sense: there is thus a mystic message hidden in every translation. Long researches in dialect former pastafarian allow to find the sense. *
My uncle uses a feather of eagle which is smaller than its garden in which he runs, but bigger than my pen, it is sure...
* To thwart effect of the Noodely Touch we can retranslate in the other direction to verify, but it is less delicious.
My Pastafarian web site so translated into English http://pastafarism.canalblog.com/

Pour traduire, j'utilise "reverso" http://www.reverso.net/text_translation.aspx?lang=FR Ce logiciel est calibré scientifiquement, le Monstre touche donc chaque traduction de son Appendice Nouillu en en distordant le sens : Il y a donc un message mystique caché dans chaque traduction. De longues recherches en patois pastafarian ancien permettent d'en retrouver le sens*.
Mon oncle emploie une plume d'aigle qui est plus petite que son jardin dans laquelle il court, mais plus grande que mon stylo, c'est sûr...
* Pour contrecarrer les effet du toucher nouillu on peut retraduire dans l'autre sens pour vérifier, mais c'est moins savoureux

[Bug]

In Swedish, similar to Norwegian:

The Flying Spaghetti Monster = Det flygande spaghettimonstret
Pastafarian = Pastafari (Or just pastafarian, I think would do)
His Noodliness = Hans Nudlighet
His Noodly Appendage = Hans Nudliga Bihang (Which sounds wierd, but its the closest thing I can find)
May the pasta be with you = Må pastan vara med dig.

Pirate = Pirat (or Sjörövare)
Pirate ship = Piratskepp (or Sjörövarfartyg)
Beer Volcano = Ölvulkan

Church of the Flying Spaghettimonster = Det flygande spaghettimonstrets kyrka
Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster = Det flygande spaghettimonstrets gospel
Bobby Henderson = Bobby Henderson

Pirate speak:
Landlubber = Landkrabba (Litterally: Land crab)
Ahoy! = Ohoj!
Walk the plank = Gå på plankan
Wench ~ Jänta (aprox.)

Hope that helps with the expansion north, to the land of the vikings.

[gronank]

His Noodly Appendage = Hans Nudliga Bihang (Which sounds wierd, but its the closest thing I can find)

I think the closest translation would be "Hans nudliga extremitet" even though that directly translates into "His noodly limb". I don't thing we got an enough of a anatomy geek here to point out that appendages consists of much more than just limbs so I thing we're going to be ok.

I don't think it is going to help much though, "extremitet" is almost as obscure word as "bihang", if not more.

[Bug]

"Hans nudlighets kroppsliga bihang" feels slightly dirty, although technically correct.

Oh well, "Hans nudliga extremitet" will do.

[Tigger_the_Wing]

"His Noodly Appendage" sounds faintly dirty too. It's supposed to. That's why it's funny.

The 'dirtier' it seems whilst technically not being dirty at all; well, that's what is being aimed for.

P.S. Welcome back, Bug! Where have you been? I do hope Atlantis hasn't been suffering from the floods… 

[black bart]

"Hans nudlighets kroppsliga bihang" feels slightly dirty, although technically correct.

Oh well, "Hans nudliga extremitet" will do.

Now if you can just get me a TV clip showing Wallander's sexy assistant: Isabelle saying: "Hans nudliga extremitet" my life will be complete.

[Bug]

The 'dirtier' it seems whilst technically not being dirty at all; well, that's what is being aimed for.

P.S. Welcome back, Bug! Where have you been? I do hope Atlantis hasn't been suffering from the floods… 

You might be right. I'll think about a translation that correctly conveys all the innuendos of the original sentence

I decided my English was too bad for me to be able to contribute to the extent I wished in the discussions on this forum. But I guess I can come in and make unnecessary comments now and then

Now if you can just get me a TV clip showing Wallander's sexy assistant: Isabelle saying: "Hans nudliga extremitet" my life will be complete.

I can try to barge in on the shooting and create a continuity error with a FSM sign in the background. All continuity errors are, after all, His way of saying that He is the one who controls time and space.

[daftbeaker]

I decided my English was too bad for me to be able to contribute to the extent I wished in the discussions on this forum.

I really wouldn't worry about it, if you're trying to make yourself understood people will understand. Most of the discussions are circular arguments between me and Qwerty anyway

Besides, a lack of English skills hasn't stopped Bart yet

[DavidH]

You might be right. I'll think about a translation that correctly conveys all the innuendos of the original sentence
I decided my English was too bad for me to be able to contribute to the extent I wished in the discussions on this forum. But I guess I can come in and make unnecessary comments now and then

If you can write that, your English is more than adequate for anything going on here. That's very good indeed.
After all, even Welshmen, Scotsmen and Herefordians manage after a fashion.