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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby DavidH » Wed Jun 22, 2011 8:05 am

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Postby black bart » Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:06 am

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Postby Rainswept » Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:08 am

Q: If I offered you icecream, would that change your mind?

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby black bart » Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:17 am

Q How fattening is a bowl of Fish Head Stew?

A. A shrunken Head
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Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:45 am

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Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:30 pm

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Dec 19, 2012 7:17 pm

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Q: Can you come up with a statement that even Mad Willyum Bonney couldn't interpret?

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Roy Hunter » Sun Mar 10, 2013 6:31 pm

Q: What sort of answer would kill this game for 3 months?

A: Yes, I am an insensitive prick. What of it?
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Rainswept » Sun Mar 10, 2013 6:33 pm

Q: Is your penis truly numb?

A: no, I will not eat that.
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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby black bart » Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:24 am

Do you want the lumps removed from the Fish Head Stew?

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:34 am

What did Alexander Litvinenko say to the guy carrying the umbrella, before he was stabbed with it?

I tried switching it off and back on again, but that only made the problem worse.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Postby Rainswept » Mon Mar 11, 2013 6:16 pm

Is your mother still on life support?

I couldn't get it, she hid it in her bra!
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.


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