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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Jul 02, 2011 1:19 pm

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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby daftbeaker » Sat Jul 02, 2011 7:41 pm

Etiquette advisors are de rigeur(ed).

Glaziers are defenestrated.

Yes, they're rubbish but I'm tired :moon:
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby gronank » Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:25 pm

Soldiers deliberate
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:53 am

Guitar players are unpicked. To get rid of an electric guitarist, you need a defender.

Violinists are (bloodied but) unbowed.

You would have to unstick a drummer.

Mcdonalds managers are disenfranchised.

A groom would become unstable.

Neurologists are unnerved.

Continuity announcers might depart unannounced, or they might be discontinued.

A truck driver and his mate would be double de-clutched.
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby black bart » Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:57 am

An Indian waiter would be 'Tikka'd off'.
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby DavidH » Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:36 am

A 16th-century wine merchant would get the sack.
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby black bart » Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:59 am

DavidH wrote:A 16th-century wine merchant would get the sack.


Oh that's very good...sack was a drop of the good stuff in those days wasn't it?

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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby SisterSpagnostic » Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:28 am

A bad husband can be deloused
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby black bart » Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:03 am

If Beyonce Knowles isn't very careful wiggling her bottom about on stage near those fans it could be a disasster.
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Jul 20, 2011 3:24 pm

black bart wrote:If Beyonce Knowles isn't very careful wiggling her bottom about on stage near those fans it could be a disasster.

Wouldn't that be known as getting a "bums rush"? :moon:
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:05 pm

^ Now you're just being cheeky.
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:08 am

Surely Beyonce's ass would have to get the boot-y?
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby SisterSpagnostic » Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:50 am

I think her boot-y is getting a bum wrap. :P
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby Roland Deschain » Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:25 am

Sorry if these have already been said, but:-

Map makers are disoriented
Beer brewers are told to "Hop off"
Banana farmers are told to "Get bent"
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Re: How to get the sack…

Postby skyweir » Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:33 pm

Psychiatrists are unhinged.
Doctors are sickened.
Nurses are put down.
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