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Re: How to get the sack…
by Roy Hunter on Sat Jul 02, 2011 1:19 pm
Facts are unknown.
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Re: How to get the sack…
by daftbeaker on Sat Jul 02, 2011 7:41 pm
Etiquette advisors are de rigeur(ed).
Glaziers are defenestrated.
Yes, they're rubbish but I'm tired
Glaziers are defenestrated.
Yes, they're rubbish but I'm tired
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Re: How to get the sack…
by gronank on Tue Jul 05, 2011 8:25 pm
Soldiers deliberate
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Re: How to get the sack…
by Roy Hunter on Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:53 am
Guitar players are unpicked. To get rid of an electric guitarist, you need a defender.
Violinists are (bloodied but) unbowed.
You would have to unstick a drummer.
Mcdonalds managers are disenfranchised.
A groom would become unstable.
Neurologists are unnerved.
Continuity announcers might depart unannounced, or they might be discontinued.
A truck driver and his mate would be double de-clutched.
Violinists are (bloodied but) unbowed.
You would have to unstick a drummer.
Mcdonalds managers are disenfranchised.
A groom would become unstable.
Neurologists are unnerved.
Continuity announcers might depart unannounced, or they might be discontinued.
A truck driver and his mate would be double de-clutched.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: How to get the sack…
by black bart on Mon Jul 11, 2011 5:57 am
An Indian waiter would be 'Tikka'd off'.
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Re: How to get the sack…
by DavidH on Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:36 am
A 16th-century wine merchant would get the sack.
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Re: How to get the sack…
by black bart on Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:59 am
DavidH wrote:A 16th-century wine merchant would get the sack.
Oh that's very good...sack was a drop of the good stuff in those days wasn't it?
Hamlet will get notted (to be or 'not' to be).
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Re: How to get the sack…
by SisterSpagnostic on Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:28 am
A bad husband can be deloused
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Re: How to get the sack…
by black bart on Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:03 am
If Beyonce Knowles isn't very careful wiggling her bottom about on stage near those fans it could be a disasster.
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Re: How to get the sack…
by TwistedSister on Wed Jul 20, 2011 3:24 pm
black bart wrote:If Beyonce Knowles isn't very careful wiggling her bottom about on stage near those fans it could be a disasster.
Wouldn't that be known as getting a "bums rush"?
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Re: How to get the sack…
by pieces o'nine on Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:05 pm
^ Now you're just being cheeky.
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Re: How to get the sack…
by Roy Hunter on Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:08 am
Surely Beyonce's ass would have to get the boot-y?
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"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: How to get the sack…
by SisterSpagnostic on Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:50 am
I think her boot-y is getting a bum wrap. :P
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He was in my trunk when I got back from Tijuana.
GO SPAG YOURSELF!
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Re: How to get the sack…
by Roland Deschain on Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:25 am
Sorry if these have already been said, but:-
Map makers are disoriented
Beer brewers are told to "Hop off"
Banana farmers are told to "Get bent"
Map makers are disoriented
Beer brewers are told to "Hop off"
Banana farmers are told to "Get bent"
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Re: How to get the sack…
by skyweir on Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:33 pm
Psychiatrists are unhinged.
Doctors are sickened.
Nurses are put down.
Doctors are sickened.
Nurses are put down.
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