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Re: Pastafarisme et francophonie

Postby black bart on Fri Jul 15, 2011 9:09 am

Ce petite vidéo est tres bien, bravo.

Je connais JIBJAB et J'ai fait un petit video au sujet de 'Star Wars'. Pour le partie du vieux Obi-Wan Kenobi J'ai choisi ma belle mere! Elle n'est pas amusee!
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Re: Pastafarisme et francophonie

Postby Yves Forban on Mon Jul 18, 2011 10:15 am

Certaines belle-màres manquent singulièrement d'humour, spécialement celui de leur beau-fils. C'est génétiquement programé par le Monstre.
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Re: Pastafarisme et francophonie

Postby black bart on Mon Jul 25, 2011 9:17 am

Yves Forban wrote:Certaines belle-màres manquent singulièrement d'humour


:lol: That is the understatement of the year.

(Je ne sais pas le mot en Francais)
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Re: Pastafarisme et francophonie

Postby Yves Forban on Mon Jul 25, 2011 3:26 pm

Je précise que le terme exat est bien "belle-mère" : "belle-màre" est une jokererie qui se ratache au verbe " se marrer" = rire :lol:
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Re: Pastafarisme et francophonie

Postby Yves Forban on Mon Jul 25, 2011 4:10 pm

understatement = euphémisme. On en rajoute en disant "doux euphémisme",
mais c'est un mot très savant que beaucoup de français ne connaissent pas.
s'apparente aussi à understatement = litote , lorsque le sens en est un contraire minimisé.
Je ne te hais point = je t'aime énormément
je t'apprécie modérément = je te déteste cordialement (de toute mon énergie)
certaines belle-mères ont un sens de l'humour évasif (très volatile) = certaines belle-mères sont totalement dénuées d'humour.

c'était notre quart d'heure lexical dédié aux relations familiales polies (litote = pourries).
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Re: Pastafarisme et francophonie

Postby Yves Forban on Mon Jul 25, 2011 4:29 pm

voir "certaines belles-mères prennent tout au tragique, voir tirent sur tout ce qui bouge"

mais "Je préfèrerais que vous évitiez de bous étripez en mon nom" nonobstant on peut le faire en notre propre nom tout en litotes bien sûr, c'est même la base du Pastafarisme vis à vis des autres croyances.
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Re: Pastafarisme et francophonie

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sun Aug 14, 2011 5:18 pm

ooga booga booga
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash:
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Re: Pastafarisme et francophonie

Postby Yves Forban on Fri Aug 26, 2011 1:32 pm

Yargh ! :lurk:
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Re: Pastafarisme et francophonie

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:19 pm

allo
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Re: Pastafarisme et francophonie

Postby Yves Forban on Sun Aug 28, 2011 11:29 am

à l'eau ! Pirate...
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Re: Pastafarisme et francophonie

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue Aug 30, 2011 2:30 pm

non
i be dry
i hav nu dyapur

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Re: Pastafarisme et francophonie

Postby Yves Forban on Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:50 pm

Yes indeed.
Je voulais dire : "à la bière" plutôt qu' "allo" qui elle se doit d'être impure pour avoir un bon goût divin. Ramen (ramènes) la donc.
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Re: Pastafarisme et francophonie

Postby black bart on Thu Mar 22, 2012 11:22 am

We were trying to work out what the gunman would have cried out when the French Police finally shot him down today...the French version of:

"You'll never take me alive copper!"
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Re: Pastafarisme et francophonie

Postby DavidH on Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:23 pm

"Allahu akbar!"
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Re: Pastafarisme et francophonie

Postby daftbeaker on Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:55 pm

DavidH wrote:"Allahu akbar!"

That's Algerian :idiot:
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