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Re: I can top that....

Postby Pirate Johnson on Mon Jun 13, 2011 12:06 pm

:confused: What?!? :confused:
How is that not relative to a thread where contributors argh supposed to convey a jestful superiority over the other posted feats or dominance over a common threat towards all of Spaghedeity's faithful followers (bears/ninja/ipu)?
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Pirate Johnson on Mon Jun 13, 2011 12:20 pm

:welcome: :lol: 2-22-09 :lurk:
:zen: That was the last post B4 I began it's revival. A few others backed me with their support as well. :zen:
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Aug 21, 2011 6:29 pm

Well, somebody's being all passive-aggressive...
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Pirate Johnson on Sun Sep 04, 2011 6:50 pm

:zen: All's good on my end. Didn't realize I sounded so bipolar there. :zen:
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Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Pirate Johnson on Wed Sep 07, 2011 3:10 pm

:fsm_rock: Noodle powered cats! OOFSM (Oh Our Flying Spaghetti Monster)
:moon: top that :haha:
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Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Roland Deschain on Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:14 am

I woke up this morning to the sounds of a helicopter hovering around. Going outside to look, I saw a man with a gun running away. Deciding that he was being looked for, I ran after him in only a pair of boxers and a t-shirt, with nothing on my feet. Catching up with him, he turned and fired on me. Seeing what he was doing, I used my l33t skills in several martial arts to dodge his shot, which isn't easy when it's a sawn-off shotgun someone's firing. After he'd emptied both barrels, I ran towards him whilst making the mating call of a Woolly Mammoth, a sound that hasn't been heard on this planet for many thousands of years. This disoriented him enough for me to gain a hold on him. It was then that I realised he was trained as an elite ninja by a shadowy governmental organisation. The fight was epic, something on the scale of the battle of the Somme, but with just two people. After an hour of intense hand-to-hand combat, I finally managed to subdue him until the authorities arrived to take him away for re-training. I couldn't be given an award or officially thanked for it due to the sensitive nature of the issue, but I was pleased with a job well done.

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Re: I can top that....

Postby Pirate Johnson on Mon Sep 26, 2011 5:25 pm

I rolled a D20... with my car.. Landed on 20, so I slayed the Chromatic Dragon, thus cureing intestinel disease affect. (Crohns) :fsm_rock:
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Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
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Green Cannon's fire


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Re: I can top that....

Postby Rev.Vermicelli on Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:04 am

Hmmph, my grandma can top that blindfolded.
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After I had sex with a 25 playmates.................this weekend, (without condom of course)
I devised a contraception with just one long strand of noodle,
I made a 25 noose'd lasso,
And in one swing, it ended up in all of their vags.

I said Praise FSM and yank'd on my end, pulling out all my stuff from inside of them.
That caused the 15th orgasm for each of these fine women.

Yeah, I know... I've done a lot better before..But i'm on a vacation right now and I didn't want take home too much of work.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby DavidH on Sat Dec 10, 2011 7:01 am

Notty, ban :haha:
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Pirate Johnson on Sun Dec 11, 2011 12:15 am

I have a 94% accurate use of English. I can also comprehend and utalize proper sentence structure. :moon:
In brightest day
In darkest night
No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire


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Re: I can top that....

Postby gronank on Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:59 pm

I can type with colours that has good contrast against the background
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Dec 11, 2011 5:37 pm

I can type with verbs that agree with the singularity or plurality of the nouns in my sentence.

(But then English is my first language...)
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Pirate Johnson on Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:35 am

:scientist: I will have deamed the necessity of signify the tense of any english word, as opsolete tomorrow. :scientist:
(This is what hope 4 wen buy not made Yhu Essuh Ayy tings)
In brightest day
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No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire


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Re: I can top that....

Postby black bart on Tue Dec 20, 2011 10:22 am

will have, would have, might have, could have....

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Re: I can top that....

Postby Pirate Johnson on Sun Dec 25, 2011 3:18 pm

I'll gladly pay you tomorrow for a hamburger today.
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In brightest day
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No ninjas shall escape my sight
Let those who warrrship evil Unicorn's might
beware my power
Green Cannon's fire


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