Ye olde Pyrates Tabbe

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Ye olde Pyrates Tabbe

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:26 pm

Yarrrrgh, lads an wenches, fer years now oi bin generously puttin rounds o'Captain's Deloights, Brasso Chasers, and Cone-Yaks on various an sundry tabbes wenever thee Mad Moggies Revenge bin hin port ...

* Port! Oi 'as yet t'hoarder a round ov Port! Oi finks "tawny" be moor smoov on the gullet than, say, "crusted", but oi dyegresses... *

... an oi hadmits oi 'ave summat lost track o'weather hit be *my* round again, or summun helses. So Oi sais t'me crewe, Look ye lubbers, 'ere be a newe threade in witch ye can keepe track, loike, ov weather yer puttin yer fayre shayre ov rounds on wun annuvers tabbes. Therefore:

Oi sarah monyuslee hoarders a round ov cone-yaks fer whoever be hin the pubbe an conshus, an oi sollimlee puts hit on Detective Turtleholme's tabbe in thee fond 'opes we sees 'im again sum day.



Oi hexpecs thee rest ov ye sorry lot to man up an hoarder a round, regular loike, as well. :drinking:
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Re: Ye olde Pyrates Tabbe

Postby DavidH on Sat Sep 24, 2011 4:39 am

Ar, that be very generus of 'ee, Pieces, but Oi thort it was allus on Bart's tab.
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Re: Ye olde Pyrates Tabbe

Postby Roland Deschain on Sat Sep 24, 2011 6:03 pm

As ye be payin', oi'll be 'avin a crate of Shipwrecked 1907 Heidsieck Champagne :evilgrin:

[twistedlogic]If you come back quick enough, TurtleHolmes, Pieces will end up paying my tab, trust me...[/twistedlogic]
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Re: Ye olde Pyrates Tabbe

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 27, 2011 5:22 am

DavidH wrote:Ar, that be very generus of 'ee, Pieces, but Oi thort it was allus on Bart's tab.


He be confused mateys...he's from Hereford ye knows they be full o bull!
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Re: Ye olde Pyrates Tabbe

Postby DavidH on Tue Sep 27, 2011 12:12 pm

Yerefrrrd may be full of bull, but us be England's first line of defence against the Welsh, look. :moon:
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Re: Ye olde Pyrates Tabbe

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:32 am

Arrrghroight ye blaggarrrghds! Wot in thee nayme ov Cronan's Curlers duz ye fink yer playin hat? Idle talk may be cheape, but thee drinks in Portsmouth arrrghn't, an yer baint 'elpin out thee local heckonomee if yer knot puttin' a round on sumwun helse's tabbe, loike.



All that shoutin 'as taken a toll on me throate -- a round ov cone-yak's on M.I.A. Uther's tabbe, barrrghtender! :drinking:
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Re: Ye olde Pyrates Tabbe

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Sep 28, 2011 6:09 am

Oh well, in that case I'll put a round of poi on Dan (dat haole dude)'s tab - I hear it's good for sore throats.

(not sure whether it is good for curing them or giving you them, but it's good for sore throats...)
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Re: Ye olde Pyrates Tabbe

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:05 am

Yarrrgh!

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Re: Ye olde Pyrates Tabbe

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Thu Sep 29, 2011 9:16 pm

WEERS ME WOOT BEAH !

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Re: Ye olde Pyrates Tabbe

Postby black bart on Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:50 am

Wiv extra seagull poop:
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Re: Ye olde Pyrates Tabbe

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:21 am

Oi 'ereby plaices a round ov wotevver Roy be drinkin these days UPON ME OWN TABBE, in wreckinishun ov 'is hincredible scholarshippe, huntil such toime as we pulls togevver a Peer Revyoo.
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Re: Ye olde Pyrates Tabbe

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sun Oct 16, 2011 4:47 pm

rrrrr

i kaman sumwun ta fech me a gingur beah :whip: :welcome:
rrrrrrrr
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Re: Ye olde Pyrates Tabbe

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 17, 2011 6:40 am

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:rrrrr

i kaman sumwun ta fech me a gingur beah :whip: :welcome:
rrrrrrrr


Times be hard matey...this was thee best we could do:

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Re: Ye olde Pyrates Tabbe

Postby DavidH on Mon Oct 17, 2011 6:41 am

^ :lol: He'll never notice.
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Re: Ye olde Pyrates Tabbe

Postby black bart on Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:23 am

Aye that be thee trubble wiv Nef Yoo he be very 'thick skinned'...well 'thick' anyway.
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