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Re: How to get the sack…
by Roy Hunter on Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:24 am
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: How to get the sack…
by black bart on Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:01 am
Midgets draw the short straw
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: How to get the sack…
by skyweir on Tue Sep 27, 2011 5:58 pm
Painters are unseen.
Vasco Pyjama asked Mr Curly: What is worth doing and what is worth having? Mr Curly replied: It is worth doing nothing and having a rest.
-- The Curly-Pyjama Letters
-- The Curly-Pyjama Letters
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Re: How to get the sack…
by gronank on Tue Jul 24, 2012 1:31 pm
Killer robots are determinatied
Bullies are demeaned
Philosophers are demoralised
Bullies are demeaned
Philosophers are demoralised
Disclaimer: Anything I say on topics of Politics, Economics, Pychology, History, really anything not concerned with the natural sciences and mathematics and especially topics concerning human behavior and/or thoughts, that is not associated with a proper reference is pure speculation on my part.
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Re: How to get the sack…
by Roy Hunter on Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:44 pm
Rastafarians are debra(i)ded.
Photographers come unfixed.
Electricians are delighted.
A sacked shipbuilder is a derivetive.
Once you discover that love no longer hurts, you are declined.
If you were sacked from a seminal '70s - '80s punk band with an iconic haircut, but then allowed back in, would you be de-de-Ramone-d?
Photographers come unfixed.
Electricians are delighted.
A sacked shipbuilder is a derivetive.
Once you discover that love no longer hurts, you are declined.
If you were sacked from a seminal '70s - '80s punk band with an iconic haircut, but then allowed back in, would you be de-de-Ramone-d?
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
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Re: How to get the sack…
by Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sun Oct 28, 2012 7:14 pm
ye notty ye ban ye sackt
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: How to get the sack…
by black bart on Thu Nov 01, 2012 6:53 am
Queen Witches who have had a nose job are 'Decroned'.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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