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The Moon... Question

Postby FlyMario on Thu Nov 10, 2011 6:25 pm

Is the Moon made of parmesan cheese? I have often pondered this. Knowing that of course the moon landings were faked, and that parmesan cheese goes great on spaghetti... kinda makes sense.

On a side note, my wife is making spaghetti tonight for us to eat tomorrow night... We all know how great second day old spaghetti is... imagine how great billion year old spaghetti would taste!

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Re: The Moon... Question

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Fri Nov 11, 2011 2:52 am

Or it could be grana padano. That goes grate (geddit? :haha: ) on pasta, too!
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Re: The Moon... Question

Postby Roland Deschain on Fri Nov 11, 2011 11:07 am

I'm thinking this too, although maybe the FSM in His infinite, yet highly fallible, wisdom, may have made the moon out of many cheeses, just as the Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory provide us with what we want and need. I wouldn't put it past Him to do this at all. Imagine the Sea of Extra Mature Cheddar, or Mount Emmental! :fsm_float:
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Re: The Moon... Question

Postby Cardinal Fang on Sat Nov 12, 2011 1:13 pm

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Or it could be grana padano. That goes grate (geddit? :haha: ) on pasta, too!


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Re: The Moon... Question

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:59 pm

rrrrrrrrrrr

ye shudint eet too much cheez befour bedtyme .rrrrrrr
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Re: The Moon... Question

Postby StJason on Fri Dec 09, 2011 4:46 am

Are you people blind? Wearing too many eyepatches?

The moon has holes all over it.

It is obviously made of swiss.
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Re: The Moon... Question

Postby Roland Deschain on Fri Dec 09, 2011 6:17 am

StJason wrote:Are you people blind? Wearing too many eyepatches?

The moon has holes all over it.

It is obviously made of swiss.

:facepalm: How could we all have missed that? I feel so stupid now. Hmmm. What if only the holes are made of Swiss cheese? :haha:
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Re: The Moon... Question

Postby DavidH on Fri Dec 09, 2011 6:42 am

There's a lunar eclipse tomorrow ,10th December, so maybe careful observations through the bosun's telescope will reveal the truth.

Bosun to lay off the rum before observing.
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Re: The Moon... Question

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:55 am

Thanks David! It'll start just before midnight here, and carry on into the 11th. Which, presumably, means it wil be around your sunset on the 10th (and sunrise on the 10th for the USAians).
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Re: The Moon... Question

Postby Roland Deschain on Fri Dec 09, 2011 8:41 am

Thanks too, David. I'd forgotten about that, although i'll have to travel to see it. I'm hemmed in by houses (line-of-sight blocked), and in an area of bloody light pollution! :furious: Saying that, I can see stars here, so it's not all bad. The village I used to live in was perfect, as there was almost no light pollution there. The price we pay for living in civilised areas...
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Re: The Moon... Question

Postby DavidH on Sat Dec 10, 2011 1:13 pm

Too many clouds; missed it. For me, the cheese question may never be resolved.
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Re: The Moon... Question

Postby Cardinal Fang on Sat Dec 10, 2011 5:56 pm

Perhaps it'll be one of those things the FSM will never really let us know. Maybe the moon is made of cheese, but when people look closely at it, or travel to it, he waves His Noodly Appendage to make it appear to be rock.

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Re: The Moon... Question

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sun Dec 11, 2011 10:05 pm

DavidH wrote:Too many clouds; missed it. For me, the cheese question may never be resolved.


It was too cloudy here, too. :bummer:

But we did get a great picture of the eclipse almost a year ago.

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