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Pirates of the Caribbean

Postby Aclor79 on Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:08 am

Captain Jack Sparrow: Role model, or Hollywood garbage?
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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

Postby black bart on Tue Dec 20, 2011 6:39 am

Aclor79 wrote:Captain Jack Sparrow: Role model, or Hollywood garbage?


Well it's good questjun matey.

From me own point o view I can't say I've used Jack as a role model:

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I left orf thee eye liner an such as it would make me a bit too fetchin in front o me croo after a long voyage.

But there be no arm in lookin smart in front o thee camera and thee lad be darned good at swingin in thee riggin an such.
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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Tue Dec 20, 2011 5:15 pm

I quite like the fellow.
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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

Postby Aclor79 on Tue Dec 20, 2011 5:23 pm

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:I quite like the fellow.

Who doesn't?
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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Tue Dec 20, 2011 6:41 pm

Me.
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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

Postby black bart on Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:50 pm

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Me.


Too much eyeliner?
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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Dec 28, 2011 6:28 pm

^ No, she can see just fine regardless of her eye makeup. She just doesn't like Cap'n Jack Sparrow.

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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:14 pm

Next question...Will Turner: elf or blacksmith/pirate?

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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

Postby black bart on Thu Jan 05, 2012 11:48 am

Arrgh ye'll be tellin me that ye can ave Elves as Pirates next.

I supposes Peter Pan was a kind of elf.
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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Thu Jan 05, 2012 6:36 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:Next question...Will Turner: elf or blacksmith/pirate?

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I don't get it. Apart from long hair and being of the masculine persuasion, what have they in common? :confused:
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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Jan 05, 2012 6:52 pm

OK, let's try this one:

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or

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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Jan 05, 2012 9:10 pm

^ hmmmmm...
Top: Jesus has sold his cloak to buy a sword [Luke 22:36]
Bottom: Frank Zappa, but chin puff is on steroids

Here he is, swashbuckling-esque-ish.
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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:11 pm

:stupid:

Who are they anyway, Roy? :confused:
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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

Postby daftbeaker on Thu Jan 05, 2012 10:19 pm

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:Who are they anyway, Roy? :confused:

The top one is definitely Viggo Mortensen playing Aragorn in the Lord of the Rings. No idea about the beardy bugger on the bottom :idiot:
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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Jan 06, 2012 1:00 am

They are all the Many Faces of Viggo.

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Back to Depp: one essential character expressed in a series of films? :haha:
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right: hat-wearing, enterprising ex-pat embroiled in jealousy, treachery & rum


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