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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Jan 06, 2012 4:07 am

Now that you mention it, he's not a real actor at all, is he? He's a one-dimensional ham.
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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

Postby black bart on Fri Jan 06, 2012 6:47 am

Roy Hunter wrote:Now that you mention it, he's not a real actor at all, is he? He's a one-dimensional ham.


...yeah an he's nasty to Dwarves.
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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Mon Jan 09, 2012 12:30 am

huhuhuhuhuhuhaaa
ahahahaaa

unca cappin jak sparrwow wun weely funny aahahahaha a
rrrrr

i dunt fink eee kin
wun fass wiff iz
arrms wayfin awown lik dat .
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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

Postby Aclor79 on Mon Jan 09, 2012 7:06 am

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:huhuhuhuhuhuhaaa
ahahahaaa

unca cappin jak sparrwow wun weely funny aahahahaha a
rrrrr

i dunt fink eee kin
wun fass wiff iz
arrms wayfin awown lik dat .

Blessed be the the pirates and their language, but that's taking it a bit to far.
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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

Postby black bart on Mon Jan 09, 2012 7:07 am

Aclor79 wrote:
Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:huhuhuhuhuhuhaaa
ahahahaaa

unca cappin jak sparrwow wun weely funny aahahahaha a
rrrrr

i dunt fink eee kin
wun fass wiff iz
arrms wayfin awown lik dat .

Blessed be the the pirates and their language, but that's taking it a bit to far.


Ye aint been ere long matey has ye? I started orf wiv perfek Hinglish I did.
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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

Postby Aclor79 on Tue Jan 10, 2012 7:56 am

black bart wrote:
Aclor79 wrote:
Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:huhuhuhuhuhuhaaa
ahahahaaa

unca cappin jak sparrwow wun weely funny aahahahaha a
rrrrr

i dunt fink eee kin
wun fass wiff iz
arrms wayfin awown lik dat .

Blessed be the the pirates and their language, but that's taking it a bit to far.


Ye aint been ere long matey has ye? I started orf wiv perfek Hinglish I did.

It's true, I have a long way to go before I master the language. :bummer:
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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

Postby black bart on Thu Jan 12, 2012 6:45 am

More Pirate role models...ere we have Black Bart on thee left and an artist's impresshun o Black Bart on thee right (I think thee artist had been on thee rum):

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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Jan 13, 2012 2:32 am

Ye fergot t'post this one (altho oi compleately hunnerstands why)
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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

Postby black bart on Fri Jan 13, 2012 6:43 am

On reflekshun I think it were a big mistake ta wear a white sewt after thee yewsewal curried Fish Head Stoo tea (giving saturday Night fever a whole noo meanin). Otherwise good hexample.
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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

Postby Roland Deschain on Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:26 pm

I happen to quite like Johnny Depp's films, especially when teamed up with Tim Burton, which appears to be most of the time. One-dimensional or not, nobody can deny that he's acted in some very good films. Let's just ignore his great "Cockney" accent.
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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Feb 01, 2012 2:19 pm

Roland Deschain wrote:I happen to quite like Johnny Depp's films, especially when teamed up with Tim Burton, which appears to be most of the time. One-dimensional or not, nobody can deny that he's acted in some very good films. Let's just ignore his great "Cockney" accent.

It's got to be better than Dick Van Dyke's 'Mairy Pawpins' accent :haha:

My favourite 'Merkin doing a cockney accent is this one which, while still quite a bad accent, is very funny :idiot:
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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

Postby black bart on Thu Feb 02, 2012 8:28 am

Here's Walter Matheau's Cockney/Pirate accent.

I like this scene because it probably portrays what Pirates were really like...if you were cast adrift and starving and you imagined you heard a pig.
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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon May 28, 2012 2:09 pm

Yer pratickle hacksent be improved by warein' a cutlass atwixt yer teef.

Or a knork.

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Re: Pirates of the Caribbean

Postby black bart on Tue May 29, 2012 7:47 am

Arrrrrrrrgh...the knork image has been expurgimakated! :cry:
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