1) Have all Pastafarians been touched by His Noodly Appendage? In other words, does being touched by His Noodly Appendage mean the same thing as converting?
2) When the unfortunate day comes that our prophet tastes the beer of the volcano, what measures will we take to prevent a split such as the one in Islam after the death of Muhammad?
3) What are some good places to buy pirate regalia and the like?
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Miscellaneous Questions
by Aclor79 on Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:12 pm
Praise be to The Sauced And Noodly One, and may your cheese never be from a green cardboard can. R'amen.
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Re: Miscellaneous Questions
by Roy Hunter on Sat Jan 21, 2012 3:31 pm
It depends who you ask. Some of us have not been touched. Some of us have been touched. Some of us have been touched inappropriately. But we're not all converted, some of us still use leaded gas.Aclor79 wrote:1) Have all Pastafarians been touched by His Noodly Appendage? In other words, does being touched by His Noodly Appendage mean the same thing as converting?
None whatsoever. Flimsy moral standards etc.Aclor79 wrote:2) When the unfortunate day comes that our prophet tastes the beer of the volcano, what measures will we take to prevent a split such as the one in Islam after the death of Muhammad?
The Internet.Aclor79 wrote:3) What are some good places to buy pirate regalia and the like?
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: Miscellaneous Questions
by Aclor79 on Sat Jan 21, 2012 9:35 pm
Roy Hunter wrote:It depends who you ask. Some of us have not been touched. Some of us have been touched. Some of us have been touched inappropriately. But we're not all converted, some of us still use leaded gas.Aclor79 wrote:1) Have all Pastafarians been touched by His Noodly Appendage? In other words, does being touched by His Noodly Appendage mean the same thing as converting?None whatsoever. Flimsy moral standards etc.Aclor79 wrote:2) When the unfortunate day comes that our prophet tastes the beer of the volcano, what measures will we take to prevent a split such as the one in Islam after the death of Muhammad?The Internet.Aclor79 wrote:3) What are some good places to buy pirate regalia and the like?
Praise be to The Sauced And Noodly One, and may your cheese never be from a green cardboard can. R'amen.
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Re: Miscellaneous Questions
by cmt on Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:40 am
"Touched" used to mean slightly crazy. That seems to apply.
"Touched" also means feeling empathy. Many of us are touched that way. If you use the search box for kiva.org, you'll see what some of us are up to. A Million for the Monster! Go Team FSM!
"Touched" also means feeling empathy. Many of us are touched that way. If you use the search box for kiva.org, you'll see what some of us are up to. A Million for the Monster! Go Team FSM!
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