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Postby Aclor79 on Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:12 pm

1) Have all Pastafarians been touched by His Noodly Appendage? In other words, does being touched by His Noodly Appendage mean the same thing as converting?
2) When the unfortunate day comes that our prophet tastes the beer of the volcano, what measures will we take to prevent a split such as the one in Islam after the death of Muhammad?
3) What are some good places to buy pirate regalia and the like?
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Re: Miscellaneous Questions

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Jan 21, 2012 3:31 pm

Aclor79 wrote:1) Have all Pastafarians been touched by His Noodly Appendage? In other words, does being touched by His Noodly Appendage mean the same thing as converting?
It depends who you ask. Some of us have not been touched. Some of us have been touched. Some of us have been touched inappropriately. But we're not all converted, some of us still use leaded gas.

Aclor79 wrote:2) When the unfortunate day comes that our prophet tastes the beer of the volcano, what measures will we take to prevent a split such as the one in Islam after the death of Muhammad?
None whatsoever. Flimsy moral standards etc.

Aclor79 wrote:3) What are some good places to buy pirate regalia and the like?
The Internet.
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Re: Miscellaneous Questions

Postby Aclor79 on Sat Jan 21, 2012 9:35 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:
Aclor79 wrote:1) Have all Pastafarians been touched by His Noodly Appendage? In other words, does being touched by His Noodly Appendage mean the same thing as converting?
It depends who you ask. Some of us have not been touched. Some of us have been touched. Some of us have been touched inappropriately. But we're not all converted, some of us still use leaded gas.

Aclor79 wrote:2) When the unfortunate day comes that our prophet tastes the beer of the volcano, what measures will we take to prevent a split such as the one in Islam after the death of Muhammad?
None whatsoever. Flimsy moral standards etc.

Aclor79 wrote:3) What are some good places to buy pirate regalia and the like?
The Internet.

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Re: Miscellaneous Questions

Postby cmt on Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:40 am

"Touched" used to mean slightly crazy. That seems to apply.

"Touched" also means feeling empathy. Many of us are touched that way. If you use the search box for kiva.org, you'll see what some of us are up to. A Million for the Monster! Go Team FSM!
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