The altar would be the table from an Italian restaurant, red check tablecloth, candle holder, couple of glasses, bottle of wine, plate of spaghetti. Beer in a 'font', maybe a punchbowl, you can bless people with a breadstick.
I would have a shrine to Vegas Elvis in my chapel, but that's probably just me...
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