pieces o'nine: What does Brother Roland's post say?
Brother Maynard: It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Roland Deschain. Life is too sho-Arrrrrrrrgggghhh...'
Brother Maynard: 'Life is too sho-Arrrrrrrrgggghhh...'
Roy Hunter: What is that?
Brother Maynard: He must have died while carving it.
pieces o'nine: Oh come on!
Brother Maynard: Well, that's what it says.
pieces o'nine: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't have bothered to carve 'Arrrrrrrrgggghhh'. He'd just say it.
DavidH: Maybe he was dictating it.
Roy Hunter: Let's put my Samoan attorney on the case.
daftbeaker: Well does it say anything else?
Brother Maynard: No, just 'Life is too sho-Arrrrrrrrgggghhh'.
DIE SPAMMERS DIE
'Tis now the very witching time of night,
When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out
Contagion to this world.
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. ~George Carlin