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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roland Deschain on Sat Feb 11, 2012 3:04 pm

:welcome: CaiCaden, Spam_Pirate, and Soniashope. Brace the main sail, and avast me hearties. Land ahoy!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DavidH on Sun Feb 12, 2012 3:52 pm

Ah, two new hands for the croo. They can serve the starb'd bilge-cannon at quarters and stand guard over Neff Yoo the rest of the time. Welcome, both.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby bacon on Sun Feb 12, 2012 4:56 pm

They're going to need a lot of moist towelettes if they're on Nef Yoo watch.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roland Deschain on Mon Feb 13, 2012 7:07 am

:welcome: new converts. I hope you stay and join in the fun, and find some games and serious discussions to your liking.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby thesiswriter on Tue Feb 14, 2012 8:38 am

So I understand I have to make my first post here? All right, so I will... And now I can post whatever I want? I was actually wondering if someone could help me with my bachelorthesis. I'm a dutch student of the Study of Religion and I'm writing my thesis about the Flying Spaghetti Monster! I wondered if there are gatherings and stuff, but I think I would have to look for that at 'FSM Gatherings' ;). And I wondered if there is a large Dutch/Flemish community... Okay, so this was my first post ;).

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby JD Atheist on Sat Feb 18, 2012 11:25 am

RAmen, brothers and sisters!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue Feb 21, 2012 6:55 pm

Sister Angelhair wrote:To my shame, in this life I be water tamed, but with an arm patch I'm once again ready for adventure. I've watched land lubbers spill their guts on Cracker Alley, and that will never be me!!!! I'd love to drop anchor with some mates who understand, drink a little (or a lot of) grog, spend time talking treasure, and discussing the way it used to be and can be again! C'mon, smartly answer to me, the most recent incarnation of Anne Bonny.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby kitan on Fri Feb 24, 2012 12:40 am

Hello! I'm a Pastafarian and so is my fiance...we are planning on getting married Pastafarian-style in either July or August - in Utah, no less! :lol: . I'm joining the site here to get some pointers on how we should go about this :D
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Feb 26, 2012 12:29 am

Start here, Content1. Do your basic homework and then frame more specific questions we can help you with.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sun Feb 26, 2012 2:47 am

kitan wrote:Hello! I'm a Pastafarian and so is my fiance...we are planning on getting married Pastafarian-style in either July or August - in Utah, no less! :lol: . I'm joining the site here to get some pointers on how we should go about this :D

I'm pastafarian and soze me wife !
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roland Deschain on Sun Feb 26, 2012 11:06 am

HI new recruits. Content1, that link is a good one. There is also a lot of info online if you are inclined to search Google. Plus there's a lot on the forums too. Kitan, a few of our members are ordained Pastafarian ministers, and have performed weddings. Have a look around, and there'll be something for you to find.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roland Deschain on Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:01 pm

:welcome: znk666. You're preaching to the converted here, as we are all practising Pastafarians to one degree or another, but feel free to join in the fun and serious discussions we have here. Just be careful of the animals, children, and fish head stew.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Tue Feb 28, 2012 10:00 am

Welcome, candytripn!

The only thing I think of when I hear or read "Miller High Life", as a medically-forced teetotaler who has never had the "pleasure" of trying it, is the They Might Be Giants song, "Alienation's For The Rich" from their first album.

TMBG wrote:Well, I ain't feelin' happy/About the state of things in my life/But I'm workin' to make it better/With a six of Miller High Life!/Just drinkin' and a-drivin'/Makin' sure my dues get paid/Because alienation's for the rich/And I'm feelin' a-poorer every day/A-hey hey hey


So I'm given to believe it's cheap pisswater :idiot:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby mouse2562 on Tue Feb 28, 2012 2:04 pm

Hello! :moon:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby TwistedSister on Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:32 pm

Welcome new folks! Now go forth and track down Nef Yoo and toss him back in the bilge.
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