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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:51 pm

TANGUARRRRRRA !

Me Dearie ..... oid thot ye lorst at sea !
Do stop by fer tea an' likker an' sech .
.... an' dont fergit aboot Sanchez !
heheheheheheeee

*ahem*

NOW 'OOSE SHOWTIN' A DRINK FER A FURSTY PYRIT ! ARRRRRRGH !
Ye Crows Nest be open fer business me dearies.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 31, 2011 7:34 am

BwaHaHaHaHaHaaaaaa...

Mine's a pint.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby tanguerra on Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:15 am

Avast Auntie! No, not lost at sea, just one or two matters of import to attend to... you know how that is.
Aaarrrrgggh!

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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed Nov 02, 2011 12:33 am

awntee BB ye gotz bigur loli an me. no fayer.

awntee tangy wile yer tenden to yer himports kin ye tend ta me dyper plz


fank e welkum
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby black bart on Thu Nov 03, 2011 6:32 am

Fer once an fer all...kids aint allowed in thee barrrrrrrgh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Nov 03, 2011 3:01 pm

Not even Captain Kiddes!

fank ye, ye welcome. :fsm_yarr:
Oi'll be 'ere awl weeke...
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby black bart on Fri Nov 04, 2011 6:22 am

:facewall:
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby ChowMein on Sun Nov 06, 2011 5:36 am

oid juss loike a smallish saucer ov creem iffin ye dont mine .
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby black bart on Thu Jan 26, 2012 6:34 am

Arrrr lets all gather tagether for a splice o thee main brace loik (an don't forget yers deoderant).
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby OZ_Nick on Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:42 am

Avarst me shipmates, it be a long tyme sinse we 'ad a pint o' me fav'rit cap'n's deloight t'gevver, wuld ye be joinin me in wun?
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:21 pm

Yarrrgh, Nick! Good ter see ya! :fsm_yarr:

'Ave a Capn's Deloight on Bart's tabbe!
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby black bart on Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:19 am

OZ_Nick wrote:Avarst me shipmates, it be a long tyme sinse we 'ad a pint o' me fav'rit cap'n's deloight t'gevver, wuld ye be joinin me in wun?


Arr I knew if I shouted out:

"The ales are on PON's tab"

with the wind comin from thee South, the old shipmates would come floodin back on thee tide...

Ahoy Oz Nick me old ship mate...ave a Capn's delight an a Brasso chaser.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue Feb 21, 2012 6:39 pm

Yarr Cappin Oz ! Tis meny moons sinze Ye larst bin heer . Ye muss ave a lung windid tale fer us !
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:47 am

Arrgh thee blaggard got blown away again...he never did know ow ta sail a shyppe.
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Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Postby The Black Spot on Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:40 am

I never's did be trustin' 'im. 'Is eyes be too close tergether (well they would be if 'ee 'ad two).
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