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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby black bart on Mon Feb 27, 2012 7:42 am

pieces o'nine wrote:Life is too short to wear hats that look like you're a victim of reintarnation.


:lol:

Life's too short not pick up a cotton pickin fiddle and do some fiddlin datnabbit!
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby black bart on Mon Feb 27, 2012 7:46 am

DavidH wrote:Life is too short and so are many of the world's most aggressive leaders.


According to QI that's a bit of a myth...Napoleon was pretty tall for a Frenchman for example...Mr Littler (also known as Herr Littler), my ex boss at M&S was quite tall.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Feb 28, 2012 12:11 am

black bart wrote:Life's too short not pick up a cotton pickin fiddle and do some fiddlin datnabbit!

Dadgummit, life is too short to spell yer sware words wrong, e.g.: dagnabbit.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Feb 28, 2012 9:09 am

Life is also too short to bowlderise common expressions. Your titbit for the day :idiot:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby black bart on Thu Mar 01, 2012 8:23 am

Life's too short to follow the on-going Media Ethics Inquiry...on and on and on and on...
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Roland Deschain on Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:31 pm

daftbeaker wrote:Life is also too short to bowlderise common expressions. Your titbit for the day :idiot:

Life is too short for this phallusy. :whistle:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby bwswater on Thu Mar 08, 2012 6:30 am

Life is too short for regret and hate.. :confused:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Roland Deschain on Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:26 pm

Life is too short for this damn cold and cough! :furious:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby black bart on Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:58 am

Life's too short not to dose yourself up with Paracetamol ... unless your in the jungle where there isn't any because the parrots-eat-em-all.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Roland Deschain on Wed Mar 14, 2012 11:37 pm

black bart wrote:Life's too short not to dose yourself up with Paracetamol ... unless your in the jungle where there isn't any because the parrots-eat-em-all.

Life's too short to not go through a box of Lemsip in less than the recommended time.
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