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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:51 am

Fox News reporting on the 'riot' at the Oakland Gay Pride rally.

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Mar 07, 2012 10:41 pm

So, Sarah Palin & daughter are looking for the media spotlight again?

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby black bart » Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:20 am

By the time Ken Worley posts again I'll have finally worked out what he was saying last time...I think Ken Worley is actually 'Doug Stanhope":

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley » Tue Mar 20, 2012 7:36 am

pieces o'nine wrote:But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies.


A spokesman for the minority stockholders of Nike inc., forgetting that the long hours their allies spend at their industrial stitching machines means that most of the asian 'tweens are unable to rise beyond a scoliotic hunching squat.


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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby black bart » Tue Mar 20, 2012 7:40 am

"Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?"


It could be because we smell of peanuts.
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Mar 20, 2012 7:51 am

ken worley wrote:"Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?"
The catering manager at the hotel where, for some reason, Tippi Hedren's birthday party, a symposium on the Great White Shark and a 'The Matrix' convention have been triple booked.

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley » Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:16 am

Roy Hunter wrote:"These people should be taken out into the street and shot in front of their families."


A foam-spittle-spraying Reverend Fred Phelps, at a photo-radar-ticket-quashing defensive driving class, referring to a group of single men who'd walked in together.


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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby black bart » Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:45 am

Roy wrote:

The catering manager at the hotel where, for some reason, Tippi Hedren's birthday party, a symposium on the Great White Shark and a 'The Matrix' convention have been triple booked.


...and it's four nights for the price of three:

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Roy Hunter » Tue Mar 27, 2012 11:24 am

ken worley wrote:"....you gotta tas' ya lotta chu-cha, chom'-chom'-chom',
yea-ya, tas' yah lula, jus' chow,chow-ya-mama, jes',
gets-ya eas'-sum', eas-sum-fhunk, yeah, ROLL!...

Rick Santorum's Inaugural Address.

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Roland Deschain » Tue Mar 27, 2012 8:12 pm

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Apr 06, 2012 4:54 pm

Jay-Z's latest hip-hop extravaganza, right after necking a handful of psilocybe muscaria.

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He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's,
Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein...
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Sat Apr 07, 2012 12:36 am

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby daftbeaker » Sat Apr 07, 2012 4:59 am

Liam Fox in his resignation speech.

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Roland Deschain » Sat Apr 07, 2012 4:36 pm

J Edgar Hoover in 1930.

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