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Re: Quote out of context

Postby daftbeaker » Thu Mar 01, 2012 1:51 pm

black bart wrote:It seems to be gathering momentum...the drinks are on my...Scruttocks

Interesting night at the pub? :haha:
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Postby Roland Deschain » Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:28 pm

TwistedSister wrote:
Roland Deschain wrote:Did you know I ..care where Liao's Dong is....!

I love you for that one. That was fantastic! :haha:
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby PKMKII » Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:11 am

Roland Deschain wrote:Twisty, what's wrong with Dick
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby daftbeaker » Sat Mar 17, 2012 7:51 pm

Ravi Oli wrote:Does my bum look big in this?

Apparently "I can't tell, it's blocking the light" is not an approved answer :idiot:
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Postby Roland Deschain » Sat Mar 17, 2012 7:56 pm

PKMKII wrote:
Roland Deschain wrote:Twisty, what's wrong with Dick

:lol: :lech:
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Postby Roland Deschain » Mon Mar 19, 2012 3:49 pm

daftbeaker wrote:Having...teens...feel...me...properly again. Currently I've gotten through...2 and a bit...Disturbingly...in less than a week. At this rate I'll have...all...within a fortnight.

You are so very lucky I didn't take this to the next level down. So very lucky... :evilgrin:
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Postby daftbeaker » Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:36 pm

Big bottoms to you Roland. I shall have my revenge if it takes me all week :moon:

Edit - Just how old are those teens by the way? There's half a dozen I can think of that are now no longer my professional responsiblity and at university :lech:
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Postby Roland Deschain » Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:25 pm

:haha: One must assume that they are over 16, although they can technically be up to 19 to keep within the "teen" remit, UK residents, and not under your care. This is the only legal way that could happen. You are lucky I left it at teens (see original post), but not wanting to overstep the mark, I did so. I may be evil, but not that evil. :antipasta:
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby daftbeaker » Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:10 pm

Roland Deschain wrote:You are lucky I left it at teens (see original post), but not wanting to overstep the mark, I did so. I may be evil, but not that evil. :antipasta:

Notty, ban :moon:
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby daftbeaker » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:00 am

Roland Deschain wrote:
ChowMein wrote:I wonder if he'd set me up with a redhead?

Ahem. *stands in line in front of ChowMein* We're not going to come to blows over this, are we?

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Roland Deschain » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:39 am

^ And it didn't even need editing! :haha:
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby ChowMein » Fri Apr 06, 2012 4:58 am

Over notty , Ye ban .

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Postby Roland Deschain » Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:56 am

ChowMein wrote:Roy...marry me for a month...

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby ChowMein » Wed Apr 11, 2012 10:28 pm

Ouch

Through all these many pages , no one has set a sight on me .
You spoiled a good 4 year run of me being under the radar .
I'll get you 2 for this .
Just wait.
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby PKMKII » Mon Apr 16, 2012 12:57 pm

Roland Deschain wrote:*stroke, stroke* *tickle, tickle*
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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