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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Apr 20, 2012 5:57 am

^yee'll 'ave ta stop eatin' thee free fish'ead stoo sample paks bart 'ands owt... Oi'd be wary o' ANYTHIN' thart scoundrel gives ye for nort!!
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Roland Deschain on Fri Apr 20, 2012 8:57 pm

^^ Say 20 "Hail Pastas", then 4 "Our Noodles", and all should be fine.
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sun Apr 22, 2012 9:53 pm

rrrrrrrr deer Angus blakberd um um were I poot me cutwuss ?I


rrrrrrrr
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby black bart on Wed May 16, 2012 6:12 am

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:rrrrrrrr deer Angus blakberd um um were I poot me cutwuss ?I


rrrrrrrr


It's a wooden cutlass...just in case any child welfare people are reading this.
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu May 17, 2012 4:48 pm

Arrrrrrggghhh Cap'n bart.... arrrre ye sayin' wooden cutlass wooden hurt ye iffin thee lil' blighter prodded ye in yer tenda bits? Oi'd nort like ta test yer thearie.
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby black bart on Wed May 30, 2012 9:56 am

Dear Auntie

Blimey tis Nef Yoo's 5th birfday (again) ...can we afford one o these:

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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Griffin on Fri Jul 20, 2012 10:23 pm

Dear Antie

I 'as paynes all over in me arms, me hed and me leg and h'even in me peg leg. H'it started after I met some peeple I wont mentiun and then met anuvver such wot I wont mentiun iyver. Me thermomiter be off the scale. Should I get a new wun?

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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Griffin on Sat Jul 21, 2012 11:16 pm

Dear Ansty

In the absense of your advice on me little spot o' trubble, I got a new thermometer. It measures same as the old wun and again me fever is off the scale. How many does wun have ter buy before ye get wun that gives satisfactory reaadings? Also, I do wunder if I am following the h'instructions correctly, (at least fer female peg legs)they say open the oven door and pierce the bird with the thermometer.... I has made sure the oven door is open wen I thrust the thermometer into me thigh

I am 'opin' ter get thuis fixed before the Pyrapentathlen. Urgent.

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ps. I cawt the h'afflictiun off me ex husband - shouwld I sue?
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Jul 22, 2012 1:25 am

Deer Griff
Oi do beeleave thee currect thermometer ye shud be using tis a RECTAL won. 'Tis inserted below thee 'parson's nose' an' 'ye shud be VERY CAREFUL nort ta cough wile usin' it.
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Sun Jul 22, 2012 6:03 am

Dear Cap'n Mrs Treadmil-Weedy

Tis a terrible thing when ye gets trouble wi' yer wooden bits. I've 'ad a terrible pain in me crutch fer the last fortnght.


Griffin wrote:
ps. I cawt the h'afflictiun off me ex husband - shouwld I sue?


I'd rather ye didn't. These things tend t' escalate. It'll be easier if I just settle up wi' you 'an yer ex out o' court.
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:56 am

Auntie Blackbeard wrote:I'd rather ye didn't. These things tend t' escalate. It'll be easier if I just settle up wi' you 'an yer ex out o' court.

Deer Arntie
Oi always wundered 'ow strikin'ly similarr ye looks loike Madame Fifi...other then sexhewally are ye sum'ow related?
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Mon Jul 23, 2012 8:45 am

Aye laddie. Madame Fifi be on the port side o' the family, while Big Brenda be on the broardside.
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby black bart on Wed Aug 01, 2012 5:38 am

Dear Auntie

I has lost me quill...now owe am I goin ta write me hagonee letters?

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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby Roland Deschain on Wed Aug 01, 2012 5:52 am

More himporantly be thee question of what ye be usin' ter write 'em now! :shocked:
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Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Postby DaveL on Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:06 am

YArrr...

O'id be spelling it out with semaphore flags, although Aunty may need a new spyglass to view it without squintin'...
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