Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:45 pm

Goode idee, but bewear! Offin thee proice be very low, loike, but thee shippin charrrghes be summat orful!
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby tanguerra on Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:29 am

Arrrghhh! Indeedy. I gotta postcard from her not so long ago tho...

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On the back it said: "**&*!#$* Arrgggh! **%$##@!*"
But I cannot reed, so it maid no sense ter me.

Praps she'll find 'er own way home? She's dunnit before.
Aaarrrrgggh!

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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:32 pm

Seller: Roy McSporran.
Feedback: sounds like Jimi Hendrix.
Member: that is a personal question, but yes.
Item: pirate car.

For sale: one pirate car. RHD, VGC, low mileage, one careful owner (and several careless ones).

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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:53 am

Message to Arr-Bay seller Roy McSporran:

Do she run on Chyppe Fatte or Fish Head Stoo?
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart on Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:32 am

Seller: bartindustriesonline
Feedback: 0.0005%
Member: Since 1765

For Sale: One pair o Bloomers - Onlee one previous 'Royal' owner...

I can't tell ye how I came by them...

500 Cronan or nearest offer...fresh as a blast of air from thee galley...

Hurry up and get yerselves a bargain
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby DavidH on Tue Nov 01, 2011 4:02 pm

Arr, they'd make a foine mains'l fer thee good shyppe. Mind you, the other poirits moight take thee mickey, loike.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart on Fri Nov 04, 2011 6:23 am

Aaargh I made a fat profit on them Bloomers...10,000 Cronan.

All they cost me was fourteen years in thee Tower.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Griffin on Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:15 am

Seller: Cap'n Weary-Treadmill

Feedback: 0%

Member: since 12BC

Fer Sale: Set o' Rings

Good fer multi-cultural hoola-hoop.

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Buyer Collects: not befoor September

Price: less
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart on Fri Apr 20, 2012 6:15 am

Dear seller Dreary Treadmill

Will ye throw in Mayor Borat Johnson as part o thee bargain?
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Griffin on Fri Apr 20, 2012 6:59 am

black bart wrote:Dear seller Dreary Treadmill

Will ye throw in Mayor Borat Johnson as part o thee bargain?


Ye ken 'av Red Ken as well. But ye'll find Borat loikes pedallos better'n the Arrrgh! 9000's,
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Roland Deschain on Fri Apr 20, 2012 7:12 pm

Dear Deary Treadmill,

Oi be lookin' fer a noice ring o' foire fer me crow's nest. Does ye 'ave one o' them fer sale, too?

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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Griffin on Sat Apr 21, 2012 9:24 pm

Dear Cap'n Deschain

Oi' normal loike h'onlee sell rings by the foor duzzen. H'unfortunaytly Oi kannot split the boxx h'up, h'it wuld caws
consekkwenses witch arr best h'avoyded.

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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Roland Deschain on Sat Apr 21, 2012 9:59 pm

Dear Weary-Treadmill,

Oi be hunderstandin' wot you be sayin', so oi is orderin' meself a box o' these foine rings from ye. Please be sendin' them ter thee followin' address, an' oi be followin' this wi' payment. Honestly.

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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby black bart on Mon Apr 23, 2012 8:29 am

Hoard

Seller: Bart Industries (100% Positive Feedback Since Yesterday).
Member: Pending extradishun proceedings from Cuba
Item: Hoard
Notes: 600 available

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Get your hands on this lovely hoard..will enhance yer chest no end.

Startin bid 400 Cronan.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:10 pm

Note to seller:

Wot be thee silvarrrgh content ov that booty?
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