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Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by pieces o'nine on Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:45 pm
Goode idee, but bewear! Offin thee proice be very low, loike, but thee shippin charrrghes be summat orful!
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by tanguerra on Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:29 am
Arrrghhh! Indeedy. I gotta postcard from her not so long ago tho...
On the back it said: "**&*!#$* Arrgggh! **%$##@!*"
But I cannot reed, so it maid no sense ter me.
Praps she'll find 'er own way home? She's dunnit before.
On the back it said: "**&*!#$* Arrgggh! **%$##@!*"
But I cannot reed, so it maid no sense ter me.
Praps she'll find 'er own way home? She's dunnit before.
Aaarrrrgggh!
Reed me booke. It's got pirates innit http:\\how-to-find-love.com
Reed me booke. It's got pirates innit http:\\how-to-find-love.com
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by Roy Hunter on Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:32 pm
Seller: Roy McSporran.
Feedback: sounds like Jimi Hendrix.
Member: that is a personal question, but yes.
Item: pirate car.
For sale: one pirate car. RHD, VGC, low mileage, one careful owner (and several careless ones).
Will consider P/X for a train ticket tae Glasgie.
Feedback: sounds like Jimi Hendrix.
Member: that is a personal question, but yes.
Item: pirate car.
For sale: one pirate car. RHD, VGC, low mileage, one careful owner (and several careless ones).
Will consider P/X for a train ticket tae Glasgie.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by black bart on Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:53 am
Message to Arr-Bay seller Roy McSporran:
Do she run on Chyppe Fatte or Fish Head Stoo?
Do she run on Chyppe Fatte or Fish Head Stoo?
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by black bart on Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:32 am
Seller: bartindustriesonline
Feedback: 0.0005%
Member: Since 1765
For Sale: One pair o Bloomers - Onlee one previous 'Royal' owner...
I can't tell ye how I came by them...
500 Cronan or nearest offer...fresh as a blast of air from thee galley...
Hurry up and get yerselves a bargain
Feedback: 0.0005%
Member: Since 1765
For Sale: One pair o Bloomers - Onlee one previous 'Royal' owner...
I can't tell ye how I came by them...
500 Cronan or nearest offer...fresh as a blast of air from thee galley...
Hurry up and get yerselves a bargain
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by DavidH on Tue Nov 01, 2011 4:02 pm
Arr, they'd make a foine mains'l fer thee good shyppe. Mind you, the other poirits moight take thee mickey, loike.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by black bart on Fri Nov 04, 2011 6:23 am
Aaargh I made a fat profit on them Bloomers...10,000 Cronan.
All they cost me was fourteen years in thee Tower.
All they cost me was fourteen years in thee Tower.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by Griffin on Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:15 am
Seller: Cap'n Weary-Treadmill
Feedback: 0%
Member: since 12BC
Fer Sale: Set o' Rings
Good fer multi-cultural hoola-hoop.
Buyer Collects: not befoor September
Price: less
Feedback: 0%
Member: since 12BC
Fer Sale: Set o' Rings
Good fer multi-cultural hoola-hoop.
Buyer Collects: not befoor September
Price: less
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by black bart on Fri Apr 20, 2012 6:15 am
Dear seller Dreary Treadmill
Will ye throw in Mayor Borat Johnson as part o thee bargain?
Will ye throw in Mayor Borat Johnson as part o thee bargain?
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by Griffin on Fri Apr 20, 2012 6:59 am
black bart wrote:Dear seller Dreary Treadmill
Will ye throw in Mayor Borat Johnson as part o thee bargain?
Ye ken 'av Red Ken as well. But ye'll find Borat loikes pedallos better'n the Arrrgh! 9000's,
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by Roland Deschain on Fri Apr 20, 2012 7:12 pm
Dear Deary Treadmill,
Oi be lookin' fer a noice ring o' foire fer me crow's nest. Does ye 'ave one o' them fer sale, too?
Cap'n Deschain
Oi be lookin' fer a noice ring o' foire fer me crow's nest. Does ye 'ave one o' them fer sale, too?
Cap'n Deschain
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by Griffin on Sat Apr 21, 2012 9:24 pm
Dear Cap'n Deschain
Oi' normal loike h'onlee sell rings by the foor duzzen. H'unfortunaytly Oi kannot split the boxx h'up, h'it wuld caws
consekkwenses witch arr best h'avoyded.
Yours
Cap'n Weary-Treadmill Bart
Oi' normal loike h'onlee sell rings by the foor duzzen. H'unfortunaytly Oi kannot split the boxx h'up, h'it wuld caws
consekkwenses witch arr best h'avoyded.
Yours
Cap'n Weary-Treadmill Bart
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by Roland Deschain on Sat Apr 21, 2012 9:59 pm
Dear Weary-Treadmill,
Oi be hunderstandin' wot you be sayin', so oi is orderin' meself a box o' these foine rings from ye. Please be sendin' them ter thee followin' address, an' oi be followin' this wi' payment. Honestly.
666 Honest Way,
Honest Town,
Honestshire,
HN3 5TE
Honest Cap'n Deschain
Oi be hunderstandin' wot you be sayin', so oi is orderin' meself a box o' these foine rings from ye. Please be sendin' them ter thee followin' address, an' oi be followin' this wi' payment. Honestly.
666 Honest Way,
Honest Town,
Honestshire,
HN3 5TE
Honest Cap'n Deschain
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by black bart on Mon Apr 23, 2012 8:29 am
Hoard
Seller: Bart Industries (100% Positive Feedback Since Yesterday).
Member: Pending extradishun proceedings from Cuba
Item: Hoard
Notes: 600 available
Get your hands on this lovely hoard..will enhance yer chest no end.
Startin bid 400 Cronan.
Seller: Bart Industries (100% Positive Feedback Since Yesterday).
Member: Pending extradishun proceedings from Cuba
Item: Hoard
Notes: 600 available
Get your hands on this lovely hoard..will enhance yer chest no end.
Startin bid 400 Cronan.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by pieces o'nine on Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:10 pm
Note to seller:
Wot be thee silvarrrgh content ov that booty?
Wot be thee silvarrrgh content ov that booty?
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