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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Roland Deschain » Mon Apr 16, 2012 6:02 pm

^ :lech:
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Postby PKMKII » Thu Apr 19, 2012 10:41 pm

black bart wrote:I blast it at my delightful female
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Apr 25, 2012 5:10 pm

black bart wrote:I have knocked myself up

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Roland Deschain » Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:55 pm

^ That's not the usual term for that, but whatever you have to say to justify it, Bart. :haha:
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Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Apr 26, 2012 8:37 am

black bart wrote:I should have purchased an extra... Butt
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby black bart » Thu Apr 26, 2012 11:10 am

:cry:

Three in a row!!!!!
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Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:08 pm

It's a hat-trick! You get to take the match ball home with you.
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Postby pieces o'nine » Wed May 09, 2012 8:13 pm

daftbeaker wrote:It turns out...I've been asked to do some... regulars.... Essentially it's more money for less hassle and...my slightly aggressive and abusive style...isn't getting any complaints...
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Postby daftbeaker » Wed May 09, 2012 8:36 pm

^ notty, ^ ban.
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Postby Roland Deschain » Wed May 09, 2012 9:33 pm

^^ Excellent. :lech:
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby PKMKII » Thu May 10, 2012 3:08 am

daftbeaker wrote:El's playing hooker
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby black bart » Thu May 10, 2012 8:13 am

PKMKII wrote:

The Love Below was all around better, explored more ***territory, and produced more***Love.
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby pieces o'nine » Sat May 26, 2012 7:46 pm

Wolfenstein wrote:I could also mention that I am...running around with a sledgehammer. that feels a little off. What I would like i[s] a sock with half a brick in it and I could pretend I was...more powerful than the gods.

[N]ightmare. If...does not get hard soon I will be pissed.





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Re: Quote out of context

Postby PKMKII » Mon Jun 18, 2012 12:02 pm

black bart wrote:please...come on the Greeks!
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby black bart » Tue Jun 19, 2012 7:59 am

PKMKII wrote:
black bart wrote:please...come on the Greeks!


Ooooh that Nana Mouskouri when she took off her glasses!
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