Toys!

[Roland Deschain]

: I enlarged the page view in Firefox and the reply window is randomly ENLARGING and tiny-ing --- and moving the curse-or(!) to other places in the text block -- at its own whims as I am (apparently) striking some sekrit key combination that does not include CTRL+.

I can feel a long-winded tale of the sea coming on here. After I do my bloody doctoral thesis, of course.

[pieces o'nine]

You could always do a doctoral thesis on the inherent comedy of one-hundred-year-old-pirate wenches trying to learn new computers...

[DavidH]

Instruction found on the box of a toy roulette set:

'Not suitable for children under three years of age due to small balls & small parts.'

It's not a bloody sex toy, for chrissake.

[Elvalia]

I give you: the Mighty Max Mountain! It was epic: booby traps everywhere, certain awaiting any Maxes who might dare to enter...

EDITed for formatting.

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

Oh ... A bigger better version of Mouse Trap ... koooool

[Roland Deschain]

Cool. I don't remember that, as I was too...*cough* young *cough*. It looks like fun, though. I found a VIDEO for it.