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Contest !

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:46 pm

Ahoy Mateys !

I have a little diversion for any and all who wish to parrticipate .
Thee first one that correctly answers three questions shall receive from , yours truly ....drumroll....

ANalmostAUTHENTIC PIRATE CHEST FULL OF VALUABLE CASH !at one time , somewhere.

Only PM submissions will qualify for thee above prize .

However , I have another trophy to be awarded for thee funniest attempts in this thread , may they be correct or not . The winner shall receive something similar as the first prize .
Thee contest is over August 1st or when someone answers all three correctly , whichever comes first .

Okay , answer me this :

What Is my name ? What is my quest ? What is my favourite colour ?
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Re: Contest !

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:49 pm

Ware be yer disclaimers, yer small type, an yer nods t'thee Laws ov yer various provinces, states, an thee loike? :fsm_yarr:
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Re: Contest !

Postby black bart on Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:30 am

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Ye seek thee Treasure O Cap'n Cronan (rumoured to contain over three thousand beer vouchers and a bottle of Old Nick).
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Re: Contest !

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:00 pm

Okay never mind sending PMs .
Wot kinda pirates are ye lot ?
Treasure chests full of valubull munny and stuff ?
Did I mention thee lesser prizes of envelopes containing stale confections ?

oh well ...ET ... so far the treasure chest has yer name on it .
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Re: Contest !

Postby black bart on Fri Jun 15, 2012 8:18 am

:cry:

Back to thee Fyshe Head Stoo fer me.
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Re: Contest !

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:44 pm

Uh bouy .... C'mon now... It's not that harrrd to figure out .

Ye can at least try , post as often as you wish .

Bart , this huge to an anttreasure chest full ofalmost useless coins and junk booty is a must for a pirate of your stature .

I have thee utmost faith that you will rise above your normal mediocrity and claim the much coveted prize .
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Re: Contest !

Postby black bart on Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:46 am

:cry:

Give us a clue.
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Re: Contest !

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:41 pm

Ye can figger it owt Bart !

Onisslee ... Ye bin ere how long ?

Thee answers and hints are all over the forum matey .

Anyhow , given the amount of responses thus far , you are going to win the second prize even though you haven't even deduced my favorite colour .
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Re: Contest !

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:00 pm

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Re: Contest !

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon Jun 18, 2012 11:47 pm

Oops , I forgot about ye .
Dam bookface !
No fare !
At leest ye dint git thee other two yet .

Sorry Barty , that second fabulous prize is slipping aweigh frum ye mitts .
But tharr arr still many envelopes of stale confections to be won!

Keep gessing mates , no more hints , C'mon Barty , I'm in yer cheering sekshun.
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Re: Contest !

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Wed Jul 04, 2012 11:30 am

Yarr , force me ta dubull post duz ye ! Oh well oive dun ten in a row numruss tymes soze oi dont care !
Phbbbbffft !

Okay din !

Oi has ta get rid of sum junk ... i meens treyshore !
Therfore oim gunna offer up prizes chosen speshly for ye memmers .

Fur sampull .... A silver plated tea pot full of cheap tea bags fer ye tea tooters .
Oi have two moor lubberly ale glasses . An Xmus arrnaminte still in thee box , a small bag ove doggies biscuits , one silver plated candle older , two vintage itty bitty tape measures , one slightly bent solid brass dinner bell , one silver plated dinner bell , one lock with the key that fits it , another not so solid brass dinner bell , one black leather bill fold , one tacky expresso mug/cup , one cheep cigarrette case and some bits ove copper wire .

Now if all them goodys aint got ye sallyvaten oi has no ope fer ye lot .
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Re: Contest !

Postby black bart on Mon Jul 09, 2012 9:13 am

I can't remember what I'm supposed to be doing now...I thought I'd won...or was that just another rum fueled dream.
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Re: Contest !

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon Jul 09, 2012 5:58 pm

Ye daff git !

Ye won thee prize in the riddled thred . I sparred no xpense wiff the engraving Barty . Ought to be at Portmuff in one moon or too .
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Re: Contest !

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon Jul 09, 2012 9:06 pm

Yarr , thee silvarr plated tee pot is no lungaarr avalelybull . Yatr
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Re: Contest !

Postby black bart on Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:41 am

You haven't dug up me treasure ave ye?
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