The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Jul 01, 2012 8:16 am

Yer brane be so minced by thee cheap rum that ye can unnerstan every word Mad Will says...
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Jul 01, 2012 6:42 pm

Yarrrgh, yer brane be so addled ye've got a (non-perturable) F-string on yer bass.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:12 am

Ye said ye felt a great disturbance in Thee Force, but it was just one cone-yak over thee eight on top of all that fish 'ed stoo.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:16 am

Bugger ye Roy... ye slippt ye post in under moine quicka than ye get yer hand insoide Madame Fifi's blowse... Oi'll still post moine tho...

Thee string bikini ye^^ made an' wore fer Woodstock 'tis now lookin' more loike a fishnet wiv the catch ov thee day tryin' ta escape.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart on Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:33 am

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Aaaaaarrgh ye has a woman's string bikini...I'll wager that string bikini has never been used ta catch a shark an save thee loives of yer shyppe wrecked croo...
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:21 pm

Aye bart... an' iffin a shark eva bit ye 'twood giv it's teeth up fer knecklesses an' becum a veggytarian.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart on Wed Jul 04, 2012 8:19 am

Aaaarrrrrgh...I've heard that you wears knecklesses, and ye has girly jooleree.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Wed Jul 04, 2012 10:59 am

Ye yoose reel poo ta warsh yer hare !
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Jul 04, 2012 5:18 pm

Arrrr yer merkin deestrackts frum yer muffin-top in them knew satin trowsers yer werrin'.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart on Thu Jul 05, 2012 8:01 am

Arrr, I heard yer croo commishund Rolf Harris ta paint a portrate of ye an when he said "Can ye guess what it is yet?" they all shouted "Dame Edna Everage"!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Jul 06, 2012 5:03 am

Arrrrr yer norty possum... when ye went ta get yer 'familly jools' valued they wert heckspectin' yer granny's broaches an' necklesses.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart on Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:13 am

Arrrgh...I heard ye sold yer granneee to pay fer a nooo gyant hat!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Jul 06, 2012 5:10 pm

Arrrgghh yer grannee 'as joined Jenny Craig arfter her tapeworm dyet an' coffee enemas dint work.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Jul 07, 2012 6:15 am

When ye warr an ankle-byter, yer Grannee sent ye out to play then shee moved house...
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Jul 08, 2012 3:50 am

Arrrr thee hunfortewnet jeanetic hinflickshuns yer grannee suffer'd arrrt kwowed ta skip a generashun in thee passin'.
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