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Portsmouth cancels this year's Argghstock Festival after Pirate Boy Band 'Take the Lot' from TV Show 'The R Factor' decide to reform and go hip hop.
Santa decides a new present route will be required this Christmas after last years mishap, when his sled's new bicycle rack attachment got blown off by a large incendiary inner tube.
Honest Bank Chief Executive Kidnapped by pirates and Forced to watch 3 showings of Portsmoutheus
The Black Spot wrote:Mayor Borat Jonestown tells citizens concerned about traffic problems during the Olympics to get "on their bikes and look for work - maybe as a security guard".
The Amazing DaveL wrote:Smuggler arrested off the coast of Portsmouth brandishing a large Blow-up Brenda was mistakenly identified as a whale.
Madame Fifi Welcomes All-Year-Round Santa Clauses
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