Celebrity Pastafarians

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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby Platypus Enthusiast on Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:19 pm

Ham Nox wrote:Hi, Billy Mays here for Pastafarianism.
I love Pirates. Don’t you?
Well, let me show you how you can satisfy your life-long desire to be a pirate by becoming a pastafarian.
Pastafarianism makes for a better time than any of those other crazy religions. It gives a life code that you can really follow. Go ahead and eat some pasta: You could even taste the difference.
Buxomy Wench wrote:I’ve used other kinds of men but I keep coming back to those good 'ol pastafarians!
No one can compare, not even Edward Cullen. A good pirate's love is all I ever need!

Pastafarianism revitalizes your immortal soul with carbohydraty goodness and restores you to your natural state of piracy. It even covers you with a 30-day guarantee--try us for 30 days and if you don't like us, your old religion will probably take you back. ***Unless it's the Jains, whose feelings are easily hurt.***
Dead Pastafarian wrote:Duuuude, thar be a BEER VOLCANO here in heaven!!! You TOTALLY need to convert my matey!


RAmen :worship: :fsm:


lol, very nice.

RIP Billy Mays
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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby LibraLabRat on Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:25 pm

We need a celebrity that fits the cause.....We should all petition Stephen Hawking and Richard Dawkins to become pastafarians.
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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby Ham Nox on Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:59 pm

LibraLabRat wrote:We need a celebrity that fits the cause.....We should all petition Stephen Hawking and Richard Dawkins to become pastafarians.

Here here!
Bayes Theorum:
............................P(X|A) * P(A)
P(A|X) = -----------------------------------
...............P(X|A) * P(A) + P(X|~A) * P(~A)

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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby Libervurto on Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:30 am

I think Sir Ian McKellan and Bill Murray are the kind of people who would be interested.
How about Barrack Obama? :shock:
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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby Keiyla on Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:11 am

I suspect we could get Kevin Smith.
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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby PastorDeGranoDuro on Tue Feb 15, 2011 12:37 am

Nicole Kidman. Tommy boy bombarded her with Scientology. She'd be that sick of it, she'd have to be ripe for the plucking.
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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby Sai on Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:16 pm

If we get Jon Stewart I'd sh!t myself :moon:
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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby Sane Lunasea on Tue Aug 16, 2011 7:44 pm

Penn Jillette is already "down with" Pastafarianism
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs1eA_SVLog
Ontop of that he already looks like one!

I also hope we get Weird Al!
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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby clh_hilary on Mon Jul 09, 2012 3:06 am

So are we tweeting everybody to get them converted?
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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:27 pm

No. Partly because of the logistics and partly because of #1 of the eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts.
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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby clh_hilary on Mon Jul 09, 2012 11:05 pm

pieces o'nine wrote:No. Partly because of the logistics and partly because of #1 of the eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts.


So the only thing we can do maybe is to make it a trending topic on Twitter for the celebrities to get noticed then?
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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Jul 10, 2012 12:56 am

If your happiness is found in attracting the attention of celebrities, then by all means enjoy that activity. :grin:
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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby black bart on Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:35 am

I tend to attract "Down and Outs" for some reason. However I will have a go and converting Nicole Kidman if she's ever in town...as the above poster says she must be ripe for the plucking.
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Re: Celebrity Pastafarians

Postby clh_hilary on Fri Jul 13, 2012 12:48 am

pieces o'nine wrote:If your happiness is found in attracting the attention of celebrities, then by all means enjoy that activity. :grin:


Of course I'd be more than happy to see more people being touched by His Noodly Appendages!
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