Pirate Double Entendres

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Do ye enjoy a good double entendre?

Does it come with fries, coke and a happy toy?
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I can't even master a good single entendre. Bum, bottom...
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Aye matey, but Oi be too busy chasin' my pussy
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Yarrr, of course ye silly git, but how many cannon puns do we 'ave to tell?
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Total votes : 34

Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Jul 05, 2012 1:59 pm

DavidH wrote:Arr, ye cud give yerself a nasty prick.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby black bart on Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:15 am

Arr bein a god feerin Pyrate it remoinds me orf thee forbidden froot...I forbids me croo to ave any!

...er...froot that be. :paranoid:
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:18 am

*tsk tsk- wot dem lads needs is a decint convarsashun !
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:32 am

Nothing like a bit of verbal intercourse in the foc'sle...
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:11 pm

Speake the speache, oi prays ye, as oi pernounced hit to
ye, trippingly on thee tung: but hif ye mouf hit,
as many ov arrrgh pyrates do, oi 'ad as lief thee town-crier
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby black bart on Mon Jul 09, 2012 8:00 am

Arr tis hembarrissin...me First Mayt can't keep his hands of thee Bread Froot:

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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby DaveL on Thu Jul 12, 2012 5:07 pm

YArrr...

He looks extremely proud of that one.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby black bart on Fri Jul 13, 2012 5:42 am

Tis where his other hand be that worries me!
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby The Black Spot on Fri Jul 13, 2012 6:20 am

I thinks he be reachin' around fer another one.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby black bart on Fri Jul 13, 2012 6:29 am

I think Dave L has run out of rudely shaped vegetables at last...
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby DaveL on Fri Jul 13, 2012 7:30 am

YArrrr...

Almost matey...almost...

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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby The Black Spot on Fri Jul 13, 2012 11:46 am

Arrrr, that one looks like it had a good scrapin'.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby black bart on Mon Jul 16, 2012 6:32 am

Yes and it looks like it's lost it's onions.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby DaveL on Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:16 am

YArrr...

Oi thinks this is what ye looking for Bart...

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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby black bart on Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:40 am

Nice Onions.
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