pieces o'nine wrote:Wot be thee silvarrrgh content ov that booty?
Slightly less than the sea water he found it in
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by daftbeaker on Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:22 pm
Slightly less than the sea water he found it in
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by black bart on Tue Apr 24, 2012 9:09 am
Owe else am I goin ta shift thee melted down Jim Lads?
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by pieces o'nine on Tue Apr 24, 2012 8:40 pm
Why arrrgh ye meltin 'em down? We could be givin out awarrrghds fer munths yet, wen no ovver topicks come t/moinde.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by black bart on Mon May 21, 2012 8:54 am
Seller: bartindustriesonline
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For Sale: Genuine Portsmouth 1712 Olympiks Torch.
500 Cronan or nearest offer...handy fer lightin thee BBQ (guaranteed not to go out...or if it does, just get annuvver one out o thee box).
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500 Cronan or nearest offer...handy fer lightin thee BBQ (guaranteed not to go out...or if it does, just get annuvver one out o thee box).
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by Roland Deschain on Mon May 21, 2012 11:42 am
Dear Mr Industries,
Oi be a poor poirate after me crew ran away wiv me gold an' me ship, an' oi be wonderin' if these magical Olympiks Torches be havailable on kredit.
Yours in salt water wivout a paddle,
[Former] Cap'n Deschain
Oi be a poor poirate after me crew ran away wiv me gold an' me ship, an' oi be wonderin' if these magical Olympiks Torches be havailable on kredit.
Yours in salt water wivout a paddle,
[Former] Cap'n Deschain
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by black bart on Thu May 24, 2012 8:24 am
Roland Deschain wrote:Dear Mr Industries,
Oi be a poor poirate after me crew ran away wiv me gold an' me ship, an' oi be wonderin' if these magical Olympiks Torches be havailable on kredit.
Yours in salt water wivout a paddle,
[Former] Cap'n Deschain
Sorry matey but the Torches horiginated from Greece...I fear thee poor blighters be right outta credit...until thee Drachma comes back that is.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by DaveL on Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:28 am
YArrr...
Oi once knew a bloke on me ship that could produce a flame like that. Only his flame was blue and came from his trousers. We used him to torch a Royal Navy frigate - best weapon O'ive used since shooting at Santa!
Oi once knew a bloke on me ship that could produce a flame like that. Only his flame was blue and came from his trousers. We used him to torch a Royal Navy frigate - best weapon O'ive used since shooting at Santa!
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by DaveL on Tue Jun 26, 2012 8:52 am
Seller: Air Supply Inc
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Member: Since I was stuck at sea with no female contact for 4 years
For Sale: Blowup Pirate Doll
Cost: 50 dubloon or 100 dubloon (for The Big Brenda Model)
Notes: Lads, life at sea is a tough business. Cramped conditions on a ship can make men 'men' and cabin boys nervous. Months alone at sea without seein' a woman (or dugong resembling one) can leave ye feelin' lonely, insecure and wantin' to behave like a corgi on heat. So to offset these lonely moments Air Supply Inc. can provide you with your perfect inflatable companion for all your marital needs.
Just grab the bilge pump and in a matter of minutes your lonely nights will subside.
Semaphore your order today!
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Member: Since I was stuck at sea with no female contact for 4 years
For Sale: Blowup Pirate Doll
Cost: 50 dubloon or 100 dubloon (for The Big Brenda Model)
Notes: Lads, life at sea is a tough business. Cramped conditions on a ship can make men 'men' and cabin boys nervous. Months alone at sea without seein' a woman (or dugong resembling one) can leave ye feelin' lonely, insecure and wantin' to behave like a corgi on heat. So to offset these lonely moments Air Supply Inc. can provide you with your perfect inflatable companion for all your marital needs.
Just grab the bilge pump and in a matter of minutes your lonely nights will subside.
Semaphore your order today!
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by black bart on Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:13 am
Seller: bartindustriesonline
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For Sale: Blow up Jack the Parrot
Thee perfek companion for yer Blow Up matey
Not arf as noisy as thee real thing.
Only 5 Dubloons.
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For Sale: Blow up Jack the Parrot
Thee perfek companion for yer Blow Up matey
Not arf as noisy as thee real thing.
Only 5 Dubloons.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by Roland Deschain on Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:30 am
These blow-up Brendas you be speakin' of... 
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by black bart on Thu Jun 28, 2012 6:37 am
Roland Deschain wrote:These blow-up Brendas you be speakin' of...
Arrr...I sent orf for a Blow Up Brenda. Didn't do me shyppe much good:
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by DaveL on Wed Jul 04, 2012 8:25 am
YArrr...
Looks like they gave yer the Big Ron Methane Doll by mistake there matey!
Looks like they gave yer the Big Ron Methane Doll by mistake there matey!
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by black bart on Wed Jul 04, 2012 8:42 am
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For Sale: Fresh orf thee Large Hadron Weevil collider...a Higgs Bosun:
Only 40 Cronan ... free Higgs Quartermaster with every sale.
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For Sale: Fresh orf thee Large Hadron Weevil collider...a Higgs Bosun:
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by Griffin on Tue Jul 17, 2012 11:14 pm
Seller: H'Official H'Olympics Tikketing
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For Sale: 4,000 tikkets fer the wimmens football. 2,500 tikkets fer the H'Openin' Ceremany. Genyouine.
Only 2,500 Cronan
Non-Transferabbel. Non-Refunddable.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)
by black bart on Wed Jul 18, 2012 8:43 am
Dear H'Official H'Olympics Tikketing
Can we see thee wimmins football team afore we commits ta buy?
Can we see thee wimmins football team afore we commits ta buy?
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