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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby black bart on Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:55 am

Arrgh ye should ave posted that one in thee Pirate Hinsult thread matey...we've been hinsultin one hanother fer years an ye be welcome.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE ("Cthulhu Pirate")

Postby Lincoln.Alhazred on Fri Jul 20, 2012 11:54 am

Arrrrrrrrgh!!!!!!!! :evilgrin:
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Jul 20, 2012 5:49 pm

Arrrrrggghhhh ye be welcum Linkun SPC but ye betar bee cairful wiv thee "C" werd coz we downt hallow spittin' on thee sideworks 'ere.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Griffin on Sat Jul 21, 2012 11:07 pm

Hello

I likes ter post in here wunce in a wile as it keeps things fresh and I can tern over new leeves specially the soggy ones. Anyway I am new terday, even if I werent yesterday. Be nice ter me.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby la la on Sun Jul 22, 2012 7:08 am

Dear Aunty Blackbeard

I be having oh so many questions, but to begin at a point:

I be recallin' the olde seafaring wisdom that ye nivver allow thee wimmin aboard thee ship, on account of theirrr delicate and sensertive nayture - but these here are moderrrn tymes, and do yee now think thee wimmin can strike as fearful a pirate figure as any o' these here manly specimens?

I can't help noticing that Madame Fifi seems to run a house of ill repute, but what I be wondering is, is her house in fact a house of good repute? A bad Madam sets a bad tone I'm sure yee know well...

And who in the blue blazes is this Knuckles O'Shuffle personage? Be he friend or foe? Good-hearted ruffian or scurvy blaggard? Do I need ta keep me brace o' pistols handy?

Ye arrrre a kind Aunty to be answering allll these questions, and when I have thunk some more out I hope I can seek ye out agin ta make matters ever so much more clearer fer me.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Sun Jul 22, 2012 8:13 am

Aye lad, Portsmouth can be a little confusin' at first. The places and the cast o' characters come an' go, but some o' the main ones be

Madame Fifi's: Ye olde Knockin' Shop

The Admiral Benbow: Ye olde drinkin' establishment.

Mayor Borat Jonestown: Mayor o' Portsmouth, and serial kidnapping victim.

Big Ron: Owns the butcher's shop an' suffers from terrible flatulence

Knuckles O'Shuffle: Friend or foe? Not sure really. Tends to keep 'imself to 'imself -- likes to work single handed, if ye gets me drift.

Big Brenda: the best known o' Madame Fifi's girls. Here be a link to a pitcher: http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=2776&start=225

Cap'n Cronan: the most feared pirate o' the seven seas. The main reason 'ees feared is that any ship 'ee be aboard is bound t' sink. 'ees always spoken of in hushed tones. I's never sure if 'ee be alive, dead or summit else.

Plank (aka Capt Walktheplank): A former poster 'oo is famed fer writin' the most interminably borin' tales, an' fer wearin' a wig.

I be sure to 'ave fergotten some, but these'll get ye off to a good start.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby black bart on Wed Aug 01, 2012 5:40 am

Well done but Ye forgot ta menshun yerself yer dolt...

Auntie Blackbeard, Pirate Agony Aunt...she'll have an answer to all yer problems and it WILL involve a course of leeches.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Roland Deschain on Wed Aug 01, 2012 5:50 am

:haha: This thread has certainly livened up!
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:09 am

black bart wrote:Well done but Ye forgot ta menshun yerself yer dolt...

Auntie Blackbeard, Pirate Agony Aunt...she'll have an answer to all yer problems and it WILL involve a course of leeches, floggings, wire brush and Dettol, keelhauling...
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby black bart on Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:19 am

^Ye must be payin her a lot more than me be darned!
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:47 am

black bart wrote:... and it WILL involve of course lechers...

FTFY again bart.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby black bart on Thu Aug 02, 2012 5:22 am

Lethargy or Lechery...I treat them both thee same.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Griffin on Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:42 pm

Yoor infernal interminable remarks be keepin' the noobies owt. Shame on ye all. They be afeared ter raise theyre 'eds abuvv the parrapet.

'ow abowt a nice song from the sirens to h'entice sum new saylors?
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:53 pm

'Ere be a rowsin rendishun o'Yohoho an' a bottla rum fer yer then Griff.
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Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Postby black bart on Tue Aug 07, 2012 7:35 am

Ravi Oli wrote:'Ere be a rowsin rendishun o'Yohoho an' a bottla rum fer yer then Griff.


Well I for one may not be a newby but I thoroughly henjoyed that...I could feel thee spray on me face an smell thee wind. Yarrrrrrgh!
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