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Re: Pyrate Olympicks

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Wed Jul 25, 2012 11:55 pm

... And Bart is in fine form ... pear shaped ...a rather large one at that .
The crowd has hushed as Bart addresses the javelin , nasty words ... Bart should be ashamed , what has that javelin ever done to him ?
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Re: Pyrate Olympicks

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:38 am

HO !
rrrrrrrrrrrrr
i fink unca fArt gunna wet wun fwy rrrrr
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Re: Pyrate Olympicks

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Jul 27, 2012 6:39 pm

Hunforshunetly Bart be bendin' ova pretendin ta warmup stretch [when trewly 'e be troien ta peek up thee skirts ov a wench in thee crowd] an' 'e catchez 'is furst javelin roight ware 'is mummy neva kissed 'im goodnight. Thee hunedukated crowd cheers lowdly, mistakin bart's lowd yowl an' mad runnin abowt holdin the speer in 'is buttoks as a sorwta viktory cellarbrashun.
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Re: Pyrate Olympicks

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:07 pm

an hee bedder not et too mush cheez afor bed tyme ..rrrrr
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Re: Pyrate Olympicks

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Jul 28, 2012 4:16 am

Aye ye yung skaliwag Nef... 'twud be verry 'ard fer im ta cut the cheze wiv a jav'lin up 'is arse.
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Re: Pyrate Olympicks

Postby black bart on Mon Jul 30, 2012 3:45 pm

:cry: :furious:
"Who threw that bleeding javelin when I weren't ready?". Exclaimed Bart whilst trying not to recall his days as a cabin boy. Waving his bandana aloft Bart signalled to the judges that he was ready for his first attempt...
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Re: Pyrate Olympicks

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Jul 30, 2012 9:45 pm

...he steps hup t'thee gangplank. But there be a co-motion amungst thee judges, wot arrrgh suspishus ov weather thee javelins (supplyed by Bart Industries) be regyoolashun oar knot...
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Re: Pyrate Olympicks

Postby black bart on Tue Jul 31, 2012 10:43 am

An hexpert javelin hefter is brought in to test thee javelins:

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Helen of Tottenham lifts the javelin and prods a passing Persian with it's pointy end..."Ouch" exclaims thee unfortunate fellar, "We apologise for burning thee Acropolis down in 700, 600 and 500 BC, now leave orf".
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Re: Pyrate Olympicks

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Jul 31, 2012 12:26 pm

Nice action with her hand on the shaft there... Oh, sorry, we're not in Talk Like A Landlubber here, are we?
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Re: Pyrate Olympicks

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Jul 31, 2012 4:50 pm

Nay Roy... ye can wash'n'eyen Yung Helen's sweatie loincloth fer punishment wen she be done tossin'!! :whip:

Wert onlee me knowtised thee conspeetorial winks parsed between bart, Helen and thee Persian-in-thee-crowd? Sommats afoote 'ere fer shore! Anyhowse bart minces back ta 'is catchin' mark [know dowt from 'is earlier unfortshunate catch?] an' sez "C'mon sweetie... 'it me wiv yore rythum stik!"
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Re: Pyrate Olympicks

Postby black bart on Wed Aug 01, 2012 5:34 am

Suddenlee Bart realised if he was ta make thee catch in his yewsyewal expert manner and get a 9.8 from thee judges he'd meet thee unbeaten Chinese Master Yu Stin Ki Pu in thee Semmy Final...there was onlee one thing for it Bart would have to flunk thee catch!
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Re: Pyrate Olympicks

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Aug 01, 2012 9:53 pm

Thee judges 'ave kicked Black Bart out ov thee javelin compatishun. 'E don't seam too down-in-thee mouf abowt hit, though, an 'as starrrted hecklin' thee next pyrathelete, thee one an onlie...


...Meanwhyle, the next hevent ov Tabbe Hexacapin' is starrrtin' hup in thee Pubbe Venyoo. So far, capn pieces o'nine is in thee lead, successfullee placin' cone-yaks on thee tabbes ov all thee ovver contenders, an dodgin' any hattempts at retallyashun... But wait! One ov thee pyrathletes is orderin' a round ov Capn's Delights wiv Brasso (hoffishal sponsor) Chasers... Thee competishun is posin' a credible threat...


...An over at thee Treasure Diggin' Pavillyun, the Ossie Teame is makin' headway...
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Re: Pyrate Olympicks

Postby Griffin on Thu Aug 02, 2012 1:42 am

Later...... the Ossie teame 'as dug up the Treasure Diggin' Pavillyun an ther be lotts o' h'empti spectater seets as all the spectayters as rushed into the arena, 'opeful 'o pikkin up a coyn or too.
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Re: Pyrate Olympicks

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Aug 02, 2012 3:51 am

Arrrrrr gud luck ta them spectaters n'otha contestants Griff... Oi sold a 'eap ov 'em suvaneer programmes wot 'ad a treasure map on back... ownlee twas leftovas frum thee larst Pyralympics. Me 'n thee lads dug up thee reel treasure larst nite.

Oi herd thee Dutchie lads 'ad a good thinge goin'... they 'as a cave sponserd by the Heinnycan Groggery so Oi'm grittin' me teeff, dressin' up in orange, an doin me Tabbe Escapin' attempt thar.
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Re: Pyrate Olympicks

Postby black bart on Thu Aug 02, 2012 5:32 am

"Aaaaaargh" exclaimed Bart in a fearsum rage..."disqualificate me would they...aaargh...no one disqualificates Black bart an lives ta tell thee tale!!!!"

Wiv that Bart kidnaps the smallest weakest lookin judge an in thee blink of about 300 eyes he limps orf toward thee harbour draggin his terrified victim behind him.

"Bwahahahahaaargh" "Bwahahahahaaargh" can be heared trailin orf into thee mist and then sudenleee "Ouch...oh my nose...mummy :cry: !" The tiny Korean judge re-appears out o thee mist rubbin his knuckles an re-tightening his Black Karate Belt.
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