In the absense of your advice on me little spot o' trubble, I got a new thermometer. It measures same as the old wun and again me fever is off the scale. How many does wun have ter buy before ye get wun that gives satisfactory reaadings? Also, I do wunder if I am following the h'instructions correctly, (at least fer female peg legs)they say open the oven door and pierce the bird with the thermometer.... I has made sure the oven door is open wen I thrust the thermometer into me thigh
I am 'opin' ter get thuis fixed before the Pyrapentathlen. Urgent.
Cap'n Mrs Treadmil-Weedy
ps. I cawt the h'afflictiun off me ex husband - shouwld I sue?
Grand Deducer Watson of Sherlock. NoName, no pack drill. Astral zone changed five times a day (flexible). Great at manifesting parking spaces by thought control. Hatred of terminology of survivors and commitment to win-win reality.