Pirate Double Entendres

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Do ye enjoy a good double entendre?

Does it come with fries, coke and a happy toy?
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I can't even master a good single entendre. Bum, bottom...
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Aye matey, but Oi be too busy chasin' my pussy
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Yarrr, of course ye silly git, but how many cannon puns do we 'ave to tell?
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby The Black Spot on Tue Jul 17, 2012 9:14 am

Are they crunchy?
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby black bart on Tue Jul 17, 2012 10:36 am

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Aaaaarrrrrrrrgh :shocked: Tis shayped hexactlee loik Shub-Niggurath!!!!
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby DaveL on Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:45 am

Yarrrrr...

Which part is his rude bit?
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby The Black Spot on Mon Jul 23, 2012 8:02 am

That would be the bit that's inside those camouflage trousers it's sittin' on.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby black bart on Tue Jul 24, 2012 8:45 am

I don't always look for rudeness in thee fruit wot I feeds me croo...sometimes I likes ta make them feel better about themselves so I go for:

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Ugly Froot!
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby The Black Spot on Wed Jul 25, 2012 5:41 am

Arrrr... which part o' yer body did ye scrape those off?
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby DaveL on Wed Jul 25, 2012 7:40 am

YArrrr...

It looks like ye have a geriatric crew there Bart.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby The Black Spot on Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:33 am

Arrrrr... 'as it been a bit cold on yer ship recently, Bart?
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby black bart on Thu Aug 02, 2012 5:52 am

Arrrr I remembers thee time we were adrift orf Alaska an thee mercuree dropped below minus 50!!!! (probalee sommat scientificallee wrong with that) I found thee bosun frozen to thee privvy seat in mid voyage...if ye gets my meanin.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby The Black Spot on Thu Aug 02, 2012 6:53 am

Arrr Bart, is it true that yer bosun ran off t' join the BeeGees?
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby DaveL on Thu Aug 02, 2012 7:36 am

YArrrrrrr...

OI thinks ye might be in a spot of bother, unless ye have one of those toilet seat warmers...
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby The Black Spot on Thu Aug 02, 2012 7:52 am

Don't be worryin' Dave, Bart'll be all right. While 'ee 'as a nice warm seat in the Cap'ns privvy, the crew 'as to 'ang their arses o'er the side. It gets a bit messy in a force 10 gale though.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby black bart on Fri Aug 03, 2012 3:17 pm

Force Ten Gail...I used to know her, but that's another story
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby DaveL on Tue Aug 07, 2012 7:27 am

YArrrrr...

Oi thinks those crew members could be used add ballast to me ship.
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Re: Pirate Double Entendres

Postby black bart on Tue Aug 07, 2012 7:36 am

Don't ye shout BALLAST at me yer blaggard!
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