Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby Griffin on Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:39 pm

I remembers when gold medals were ownlee fer Pirates an' wer allus berried.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:04 am

I remembers hexactlee where I buried me treasure...oh...hang on a mo...was it Trinidad and Tobago? No...was it Twickenham? No...er...
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby The Black Spot on Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:49 am

I remembers when we won the quiz at the Admiral Benbow. That were last night, weren't it? I think. Or was it last Tuesday fortnight? Or maybe a couple o' years ago. I can't remember if we've ever won it.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby la la on Wed Aug 08, 2012 12:13 pm

Ahhhh, the Admiral Benbow! Oi remembers when I got my verrry first job there, as a dancer it were, a table-dancer. Only classy entertainment though! O' course, Oi were a comely lass back then, and Oi seems to recall that six-inch-heels were a good sight easier te dance in back then.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:28 pm

Wot be these strange vouchers wot I've got in me pocket...where did I get them? Why is my head hurtin...why is thee bottle always emptee?
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby Griffin on Thu Aug 09, 2012 10:04 pm

Aaargh! I remember when men won the Women's Boxing.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Fri Aug 10, 2012 8:40 am

Griffin wrote:Aaargh! I remember when men won the Women's Boxing.


Arrr ye be confusin thee women's boxin wiv Bill Sykes in Oliver Twist.

I remembers when it was alroight ta pick a pocket or two...gor blimey!
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby The Black Spot on Wed Aug 15, 2012 6:13 am

Pockets? I remembers pockets. Used t' put things in 'em. Nowadays me hook tears 'em up summit chronic.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:54 am

I remembers when I was still in Hinglund an it were freezing...not 42 degrees loik it be ere!
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby DavidH on Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:38 pm

Ar, I remembers when I were in Turkey. I used to knock three tymes and ask for Abdul.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Tue Aug 28, 2012 7:38 am

I remembers when I could drink a bottle o Raki, eat fifteen hot chilli kekabs an not arf ta go to ospital.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby Griffin on Thu Sep 13, 2012 12:53 am

I remembers when Frank Gallagher never did a days work.

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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:38 am

:lol: He be ard at work in thee Burger Outlet but he can ave a job in thee Fish Head Stoo factory any day. He reminds me orf thee Black Spot when he was young.

Oh an I remembers when there was 'REAL' fish heads in thee Fish Head Stoo.
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby DaveL on Thu Sep 13, 2012 8:31 am

YArrr...

He appears to be missin' his matches matey. He might take a while to smoke that cigarette methinks...
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Re: Whinging Pensioner Pirate Rant

Postby black bart on Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:32 am

I remembers when smokin was more bad for your elth than government health warnins.
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