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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby black bart on Tue Jun 26, 2012 7:13 am

Oh I know, I know, pick me...

It's 'nun'.
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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:23 am

No, it's none, ye daff git! Wot kinda cat lick are ye?

Close enuff Bart, although ye dint even work at it .

OK Bart, ye win a prize!

And ye get to pick your prize .
Your choice : 1: A beer mug which should suit your needs just
foine.
2: A treasure chest full of booty .

3: A box of chewy candies .

Send me a PM with postal instructions Barty.
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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby black bart on Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:29 am

:fsm_rock:
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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby Roland Deschain on Thu Jun 28, 2012 8:06 am

"None"? Do you mean "nothing"? Neither make sense to me. If you add "none", or more accurately "nothing" to something, you still have the same thing. Furthermore, "nothing" is weightless, as far as I know, although science may show this to be incorrect at some point.
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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Thu Jun 28, 2012 10:05 pm

Rolling , is oi earimg sour grapes ? Ye had juss as much tyme as thee rest ove thee world to solve thee riddle .
Now try to be happy for Bart and bask within his momint of gory .

I will find a riddle that ebem you can solve in thee neer foochire.
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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby Roland Deschain on Sun Jul 01, 2012 7:54 am

^ :lol: It's not sour grapes, it's just that the riddle didn't make sense. I also didn't see it until just before I posted my response. Add to this the fact that I managed to confuse the previous riddle with the last one, and i'm sure you will realise my confusion. This is what happens when you miss just one or two posts while reading many others. Doh! :facepalm:
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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Fri Aug 17, 2012 12:44 am

Alroighty then, 'ave ye lot herd this wun ?

How doth ye circumsize a whale ?
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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Aug 27, 2012 9:00 pm

With a clipper (ship).
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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby black bart on Tue Aug 28, 2012 8:12 am

Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:Alroighty then, 'ave ye lot herd this wun ?

How doth ye circumsize a whale ?


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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat Sep 01, 2012 1:51 am

Nope an nope ... noice trys tho . Btw Barty , anuvver pakidge be onna ship wot set sail a foo daze ago .
Sins thee oanlee defawlt winnars dint clayme
tharr winnins ... a chest full o' booty be offurd to
thee blaggert wot figurz owt dis wun . Yarrgh
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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Sep 01, 2012 2:02 am

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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sat Sep 01, 2012 2:11 am

Yer jest tellz nef yoo its a grate big lolly pop
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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sat Sep 01, 2012 5:00 am

ET ... ye be a blaggert !
Oi dint fink ye efferr tri et dis stuff .

Alroighty rev ... me ole matey ... PM thee parrtikkylarrs an ye gits yer prize ...a verryabull trove o' trayshore ! Yarrgh
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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:46 am

Aroighty , thee rev fessed up . He cheated .
Such a display of loose morals shall not go unrewarded , very piratey
of ye rev.
My chief steward shall deliver your prize on thee first ship out of harrrrrrbour.
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Re: Logic, IQ, and Lateral Thinking Problems.

Postby black bart on Mon Sep 03, 2012 8:10 am

Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:Aroighty , thee rev fessed up . He cheated .
Such a display of loose morals shall not go unrewarded , very piratey
of ye rev.
My chief steward shall deliver your prize on thee first ship out of harrrrrrbour.


Twill never fit in his cabin!!!!!
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